So, after being reversed into on 6th May and being seduced into using UK assist by Churchill (Oh Yuss!). My car was taken into intensive care on Thursday 13th May. I made clear to pick up guy (who duly noted it) that I am away for 5 weeks from 31st May. That was also made clear to assessor and Marge, Tracy, Susanne and anyone else I spoke to at UK Assist during the time it was there (is there!) Will it be ready Friday 28th, "Should be, if not then Saturday"
Come Friday, no call. I call them. "Yeah, ready Wednesday next week" Light touch fuse, watch the fireworks.
I go to Basildon UK Assist at a zilllion MPH in my Eurobox. I find my car in the pound:
Minus rear wing
Minus rear bumper
driver window open
keys in ignition
another car actually parked up touching the rear end of my Z
I strip myself stark b*ll*ck naked and handcuff myself to Tracy (who didn't bat an eyelid.....must be a Basildon thing)
To say I am not impressed would be a massive understatement.
But, my own fault really for not insisting on using BMW. I tell ya, UK Assist is sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiittttt If you are ever offered their services by your insurance company, douse yourself in petrol and light a match. It is a much more pleasant and less stressful experience!
Come Friday, no call. I call them. "Yeah, ready Wednesday next week" Light touch fuse, watch the fireworks.
I go to Basildon UK Assist at a zilllion MPH in my Eurobox. I find my car in the pound:
Minus rear wing
Minus rear bumper
driver window open
keys in ignition
another car actually parked up touching the rear end of my Z
I strip myself stark b*ll*ck naked and handcuff myself to Tracy (who didn't bat an eyelid.....must be a Basildon thing)
To say I am not impressed would be a massive understatement.
But, my own fault really for not insisting on using BMW. I tell ya, UK Assist is sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiittttt If you are ever offered their services by your insurance company, douse yourself in petrol and light a match. It is a much more pleasant and less stressful experience!