I used to work in a self-storage warehouse - the guy we used to recommend for removals came into a bit of money from his parents' estate (sadly).
He told me he was thinking of buying a 911 - fair play I thought. I cashed a pension and got my Z4C - he called it a hairdresser car, so I asked where his 911 was. It seems he was thinking of a convertible, and possibly an auto!! Told him in no uncertain terms he was the hairdresser! AFAIK he is still driving his diesel Insignia estate - a*shole!
But I did see a good sticker on an MX5 the other day - "No hairdresser tools stored in this car overnight" - had to laugh!