Is it wa**er week...??

You are a fekin upstart John.
And didn't you go sulking off the forum for a while for getting into a handbag spat?!

Face it John, you are your own worst enemy! I would urge you to seek professional counselling with an emphasis on anger management techniques :rofl:
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Seriously tho, I can empathise a bit.
Being one of the 'bike w@nkers' as other, presumably 'fat b@stard non-bike w@nkers' have described us, I ended up lamping a silly tw@t who nearly wiped me out at a junction not long ago.
He wasn't expecting me to rock up after him on my bike obviously and just got more aggressive and got out to remonstrate and started get handy with his fists.
One swift jab to the side of his head was enough to send him whimpering.
Don't f*ck with bikers John. We might wear Lycra but some of us can pack a punch :poke: :lol:
 
john-e89 said:
Pastry said:
john-e89 said:
Or senile old tossers with panniers full of camping gear wandering around the middle of the road like a pissed up Jeremy Corbyn swearing at anyone with the audacity to be on the same road as them in a car..... :wkr:
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You talking about Firebobby again :D
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Now be fair Pastry, Corbyn at least has some hair left..... :P
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I have hair too :poke:
Just a bit thin on the roof :wink:
 
Chris_D said:
You are a fekin upstart John.

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Don't f*ck with scousers John. We might wear Lycra but some of us can ride a bike :poke: :lol:
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Sorted that punch line for ye lar. :wink:
 
buzyg said:
Chris_D said:
You are a fekin upstart John.

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Don't f*ck with scousers John. We might wear Lycra but some of us can ride a bike :poke: :lol:
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Sorted that punch line for ye lar. :wink:
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Hahaha Buzylar ya big divvy!
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