Is it BMW that make the Z4?

LOL! Last week, at the gas station, a girl asked me if my zed was a Ferrari. I didn't correct her, just got her number and left... :driving:
 
My ex once asked me how cricketers know who is on whose side if they all wear white! :lol:
 
corsaire77 said:
My girlfriend on my new wheels: "what's the difference? they all look the same when the car is moving"

Should have replied with "so do girlfriends in the dark"
 
A few years back,i told the missus that Christmas eve fell on a Friday.

"Oh god,i hope its not the 13th" she replied.

Bless.
 
Years back, having split up with one girlie & started seeing another, I narrowly missed having a serious head on accident with the ex on a narrow rural lane, ending up cars side by side with the 'ladies' exchanging eye contact.

On retelling the story to my mum later at dinner, she said 'Was she pleased to see you?' ...
 
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