This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
Went to the French Quarter last night and we weren't there 2 minutes when we ran into a pirate!!
Kathy told him she knew it was National Talk like a pirate day and I thought he was going to drop, he was shocked she knew!