Interesting styling mods!

[markeg]

...and, quite obviously, none of this applies to Alpina owners as everyone knows that anyone who owns an Alpina is well-mannered, discerning and, most unquestionably, hung like the proverbial donkey... :wink:

Of course, this is all the responsibility of the Bible which states in Ezekiel 23:20 "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Hence the more horses, the more emissions. Cue woots' fascination with RedBull F1 and socks