I Note There is No Contact telephone Number or E-Mail Address so Who do I send my Invoice to?

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Z4MAD

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Dear Comrades,

I am not only a prophet to this forum, but also a profit.

Therefore, I must be generating a fortune for the proprietors of this forum with my wonderful threads filled with magnificent prose and transmogrification.

So, may I be advised, please, to whom I should send my invoice?

With kind regards,

MAD
 
Dav the wheel nut said:
Instead of asking for money why not step up and make a donation to the forum which appears to be giving you so much entertainment for free?

+1 :thumbsup:

To paraphrase JFK
Ask not what this forum can do for you – ask what you can do for this forum
 
Dear Comrades,

I thank you for your most kind and generous advice.

I am contemplating acquiring the forum from whence I would transmogrify it into an sort of Facebook extravaganza of motoring.

I would then place the company on the stock exchange where, I am utterly convinced, it would soon take the top position in the FTSE Top One Hundred. I shall, quite naturally, due to my altruistic and philanthropic nature allow members of this forum to acquire shares at a favourable rate.

No doubt you will advise me of your thoughts on this matter.

With kind regards,

MAD
 
Z4MAD said:
Dear Comrades,

I thank you for your most kind and generous advice.

I am contemplating acquiring the forum from whence I would transmogrify it into an sort of Facebook extravaganza of motoring.

I would then place the company on the stock exchange where, I am utterly convinced, it would soon take the top position in the FTSE Top One Hundred. I shall, quite naturally, due to my altruistic and philanthropic nature allow members of this forum to acquire shares at a favourable rate.

No doubt you will advise me of your thoughts on this matter.

With kind regards,

MAD

Will you stop posting this nonsense please, it's really not funny.
 
sp3ctre said:
Will you stop posting this nonsense please, it's really not funny.
Thank you. I'm possibly not the only one who is considering a sabbatical from the forum if I keep having to see this idiot posting completely irrelevant rubbish!
 
sp3ctre said:
Will you stop posting this nonsense please, it's really not funny.

If only someone had the power to prevent this drivel.

The joke is used up already, it's just spam at this point. I assume it's a previous member from here on a new account as I can't imagine wanting to troll such a niche forum unless there's some emotional attachment.
 
enuff_zed said:
sp3ctre said:
Will you stop posting this nonsense please, it's really not funny.
Thank you. I'm possibly not the only one who is considering a sabbatical from the forum if I keep having to see this idiot posting completely irrelevant rubbish!

No you’re not the only one………..
 
enuff_zed said:
sp3ctre said:
Will you stop posting this nonsense please, it's really not funny.
Thank you. I'm possibly not the only one who is considering a sabbatical from the forum if I keep having to see this idiot posting completely irrelevant rubbish!

Il add my voice to this, idiotic drivel from someone that discovered a thesaurus
 
Quite by chance I came acoss this passage in a book by nobel prize winner Daniel Kahneman:

"If you care about being thought credible and intelligent, do not use complex language where simpler language will do. His colleague at Princetown Danny Oppenheimer refuted a myth prevalent among undergraduates about the the vocabulary that professors find most impressive. In an article titled "Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilised Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words Needlessly" he showed that couching familiar ideas in pretentious language is taken as a sign of poor intelligence and low credibility" :roll:
 
Vornwend said:
Quite by chance I came acoss this passage in a book by nobel prize winner Daniel Kahneman:

"If you care about being thought credible and intelligent, do not use complex language where simpler language will do. His colleague at Princetown Danny Oppenheimer refuted a myth prevalent among undergraduates about the the vocabulary that professors find most impressive. In an article titled "Consequences of Erudite Vernacular Utilised Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words Needlessly" he showed that couching familiar ideas in pretentious language is taken as a sign of poor intelligence and low credibility" :roll:
A similar principle to people who can only win arguments by shouting louder and louder until the others give up.
 
Right, he is gone for now… I will say though that it doesn’t really help having people threatening to leave the forum due to someone’s antics who you have actually baited and encouraged. Just saying, these guys feed off the replies.
 
sp3ctre said:
Right, he is gone for now… I will say though that it doesn’t really help having people threatening to leave the forum due to someone’s antics who you have actually baited and encouraged. Just saying, these guys feed off the replies.
Point taken.
Apologies for starting that one.
 
Scubaregs said:
sp3ctre said:
Will you stop posting this nonsense please, it's really not funny.

100% a troll, please just delete the account and block the ip.

Thanks for spelling it out, would never have thought of that! :headbang:
 
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