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Did someone mention moths ? This one visited us next to our swimming pool one evening in Malaysia 3 years ago (WB was 10, to provide scale - was wider than I could spread my fingers too)

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Bing said:
Did someone mention moths ? This one visited us next to our swimming pool one evening in Malaysia 3 years ago (WB was 10, to provide scale - was wider than I could spread my fingers too)

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F**k that! I would be on the next plane home if that thing flapped its way towards me.
 
I was sitting on a stool pleasantly soaking in Tiger beer when it flapped past. Nearly messed myself and did fall off said stool, briefly. They have some truly impressive insects out there :P
 
Bing said:
I was sitting on a stool pleasantly soaking in Tiger beer when it flapped past. Nearly messed myself and did fall off said stool, briefly. They have some truly impressive insects out there :P

:rofl:
I had a mahoosive locust (or 'garad' in Arabic) land on me in Egypt, I swear to god I squealed like a big girl *shudder*
 
Phil-E30 said:
Bing said:
Did someone mention moths ? This one visited us next to our swimming pool one evening in Malaysia 3 years ago (WB was 10, to provide scale - was wider than I could spread my fingers too)

dcb56b6959984475d14ca01a9dc2b81c_zps8ff9e107.jpg

F**k that! I would be on the next plane home if that thing flapped its way towards me.

+1
As pretty as it is I would have a near panic attack if that was flapping about in my room at night. I hate it when you don't know where they will flap to next and that sound when they hit walls while you try to sleep.
 
I hate moths indoors too. What you need is one of those electrified tennis racket things - they are so much fun, though they're not in the 'humane solutions' box :D
 
Carol M said:
Can you whack Bats with them?

Hmmm. Might break. You could tape a couple together for strength. The result is death though - not sure I approve :? :D
 
I have an eye condition as well (called "lazy eye", but not sure if that is the correct term in English) and it is indeed a fact that wearing glasses will make your eyesight go worse. Your eyes get used to the "help" provided and are working less hard to achieve the same level of eyesight. So best is to keep your eyes in shape as long as possible (they will still deteriorate, but slower). I have -.75 and not wearing glasses either.
 
Bing said:
I hate moths indoors too. What you need is one of those electrified tennis racket things - they are so much fun, though they're not in the 'humane solutions' box :D

They're great, especially when eldest son reads the instructions and the large font red warning about not to touch....

*KERZAPP!* Cue much swearing from him and tears of laughter from me
 
Stuart Truman said:
Bing said:
I hate moths indoors too. What you need is one of those electrified tennis racket things - they are so much fun, though they're not in the 'humane solutions' box :D

They're great, especially when eldest son reads the instructions and the large font red warning about not to touch....

*KERZAPP!* Cue much swearing from him and tears of laughter from me

I touched one with my tongue once. Also whilst drunk (there's a theme developing here...). Don't do it :!:
 
Wonder what it would do on your d!ck (whilst being drunk obviously)

Thinking of it, wasn't there stag party topic on here somewhere, looking for idea's?
 
Bing said:
Did someone mention moths ? This one visited us next to our swimming pool one evening in Malaysia 3 years ago (WB was 10, to provide scale - was wider than I could spread my fingers too)

dcb56b6959984475d14ca01a9dc2b81c_zps8ff9e107.jpg

I see your moth, and raise you one camel spider....

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Carol M said:
Bad_Pritt said:
Wonder what it would do on your d!ck (whilst being drunk obviously)

Thinking of it, wasn't there stag party topic on here somewhere, looking for idea's?

You volunteering? :D

Bet it can't be as bad as peeing against an electric fence/wire ZZAPP! :cry:
 
Stuart Truman, awwwwww. I actually have one still in it's wrapper. Mum gave it to me a while ago. I am soooo tempted. Husband is used to this madness, so is currently just sitting there smirking. I.SHALL.RESIST.
 
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