How to stop a cat sleeping on my roof!!!!!

[Sterner Regnix]

As the title suggests, how can I stop a cat sleeping on my roof!! Any ideas??

It's driving me nuts as I'm sure it won't be long before I get a rip in the hood.

buy a coupe

But then all us roadster drivers will have to buy another car to keep our curling tongs and styling brushes

 

[Nathanhu]

Sorry to have dug up this old topic,

I just spent the best part of 2 hours polishing out kitty wheelspin marks on my rear quarter panels

It's a Shame my two dogs spend more time sniffing the cars bums rather than chasing them !! What is the world Coming to?

 

[GaryH]

I believe cats are fond of a drink of anti freeze, or failing that, just shoot the dam things :evil:

However - seeing as its not their fault and its the owners who are irresponsible enough to let them out and damage your car, go take a bill for the damage to them while pointing a gun at their face saying the words "you will keep your cat off my car wont you, and pay for the damage" while doing a sorta "ive gone crazy" look with your eyes.

Problem solved......

 

[buzyg]

IHowever - seeing as its not their fault and its the owners who are irresponsible enough to let them out and damage your car, go take a bill for the damage to them while pointing a gun at their face saying the words "you will keep your cat off my car wont you, and pay for the damage" while doing a sorta "ive gone crazy" look with your eyes.

Problem solved......

Have you read all the posts? He's going to need a mirror for that one and will indeed look crazy.

Water pistol works my neighbours cat used to do this occasionaly, I still have the scratches on the bonnet to prove it.

 

[Citation 650]

I know, it's old, but it makes you feel better.

Cat revenge

 

[ksher]

Super soaker

 

[GaryH]

Im actually liking this super soaker idea myself!!! Got a few cats in my neighbourhood, might try that one out.

Any particular model supersoaker? lol

 

[Sterner Regnix]

Im actually liking this super soaker idea myself!!! Got a few cats in my neighbourhood, might try that one out.

Any particular model supersoaker? lol

As fun as that sounds... You know that in the interests of fairness you have to wait for a cat to try to get on your car?

Just dowsing random mogs for no reason is frowned upon

 

[buzyg]

I know the Weapons needed for this Job. Super Soaker 2000.
(Note Neighbours hiding) :lol:



Or for unlimited re-loads. The Pistol Grip Hose 2001. :evil:



Plus I have the team available for the Job.



And just in case you think my son was worried about missing the cat, sorry, I mean car he was supposed to be washing and soaking his sister instead. 8)



By the way he's now 20 and never washes his car.

 

[Steve220]

Alternative:



just face it away from your car

 

[Liquidcell]

It's a 10 step process
1) Join the army
2) Take sniper training
3) Become a full fledged sniper
4) Finish a tour in afghan
5) Return home
6) Buy an air rifle
7) Hide in the bushes
8) Eliminate the cats
9) Take pics before dumping the bodies
10) Post it online

Surely, nobody will ever notify PETA :evil:

 

[Nathanhu]

I got as far as number 1,4,5 and 7 but I keep getting arrested before the cats come back,!

Any tips ?

 

[Sterner Regnix]

I'd just like to say a quick thankyou to you and your colleagues for number 4.

 

[The Moneypit]

A simple,effective and cheap deterant>>>>

 

[MAGiK]

Im guessing I'm the only one thinking the cats just want to drive the car? maybe they like the Z4s? take one for a quick drive ha maybe they'll change there mind!

Hoping my cat doesn't do this or she will have to go!!! (or be told off firmly for being where she shouldn't be!)