How-To Request: Adult Restraint System

[Toucan]

No, not for that.

Recently drove from London to Wales to Germany and back. Every day my (otherwise satisfactory) girlfriend, knowing how much I love puzzles, handed me a mystery prize. These gifts ranged from a bit from inside the central storage compartment I didn't know came out to an entire shower assembly from a hotel bathroom. The pièce de résistance was hearing "Argh, my knee. Hello, what's this? Oh. Daaaaarliiiing, you know how you love me?" as she presented me with the passenger side cupholder. There's £33.50 and an hour I could have spent looking at kittens on the internet gone.

As I clearly can't provide 1:1 supervision whilst dodging a continent of drivers hell-bent on driving on the wrong side of the road I think the only solution is a straight-jacket. Can anybody recommend one that will match a pearl-grey active sports/brushed aluminium interior?

 

[MrPT]

Just gaffa round her and round the back of the seat a few times. Put a brick in the glove box too - the latch is rubbish so it will give way at some point and the brick will smash one or (hopefully!) both of her kneecaps.

 

[teamemmenracing]

Love overlooks small transgressions ......
Lust ignores everything ....

Its a question of priorities

 

[Toucan]

Just gaffa round her and round the back of the seat a few times. Put a brick in the glove box too - the latch is rubbish so it will give way at some point and the brick will smash one or (hopefully!) both of her kneecaps.

I'm not sure I want to cripple her - she's quite useful otherwise.

To give an idea of the innocent uselessness, this is a girl who I recently had to release from a 127 Hours style horror after she pinned herself between the headboard and the mattress whilst attempting the advanced manoeuvre of changing the bedsheets.

 

[andysat]

 

[teamemmenracing]

Any Girl that is willing to Pin herself between the Headboard and the Mattress certainly deserves a bit of leeway when it comes to car care.

Cupholders are easy to find and replace .......

 

[aquazi]

I hear rohypnol works well :fuelfire:


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[Stuart Truman]

Put a brick in the glove box too - the latch is rubbish so it will give way at some point and the brick will smash one or (hopefully!) both of her kneecaps.

Knees are useful...

 

[Talksthetorque]

If she can pull an entire shower assembly off the wall of a hotel by accident, I wouldn't mess.
I'd also delete any derogatory posts off the internet.

 

[Jembo]

Just gaffa round her and round the back of the seat a few times. Put a brick in the glove box too - the latch is rubbish so it will give way at some point and the brick will smash one or (hopefully!) both of her kneecaps.

I'm not sure I want to cripple her - she's quite useful otherwise.

To give an idea of the innocent uselessness, this is a girl who I recently had to release from a 127 Hours style horror after she pinned herself between the headboard and the mattress whilst attempting the advanced manoeuvre of changing the bedsheets.

So everyone's thinking it, I'm asking it... did you take advantage before releasing her?

 

[MrPT]

Just gaffa round her and round the back of the seat a few times. Put a brick in the glove box too - the latch is rubbish so it will give way at some point and the brick will smash one or (hopefully!) both of her kneecaps.

I'm not sure I want to cripple her - she's quite useful otherwise.

To give an idea of the innocent uselessness, this is a girl who I recently had to release from a 127 Hours style horror after she pinned herself between the headboard and the mattress whilst attempting the advanced manoeuvre of changing the bedsheets.

So everyone's thinking it, I'm asking it... did you take advantage before releasing her?

I wouldn't be able to get in the mood if she was sawing through her arm with a pen knife.

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[mr wilks]

A pair of these should stop her fiddling in the car

Quickly removed should that be required on long journey's :roll:

 

[mr wilks]

& 1 of these for changing the bed sheets

 

[MrPT]

I wonder how she got such a sore neck?

 

[mr wilks]

I wonder how she got such a sore neck?

By getting it wedged between the mattress & the bedhead :roll: happen's all the time