lol. Ah Nosa, you Scottish people! Very funny. But as some said, I would no way do that in this day and age. No idea what someone is carrying or is like. I am a woman as well. :evil: So, once I get some kickboxing and martial arts lessons, might re-assess.
What about angling wiper jets so they point at someone's car? That would be quite fun to kick back at inconsiderate drivers!!
aquazi said:haha... i actually know someone who did something similar except got rear ended as a result
Sheesh. On purpose they hit him>?
My old Pug 306 had some play in the brake pedal where you could light up the brake lights without actually slowing yourself down. Used to have some fun with it, braking and booting the throttle when they saw the red lights and had stomped on their brakes. Much the same, if drivers like the above ended up behind me at some traffic lights I'd knock it into reverse for a second or two as the lights went amber to see the panic.
One of my mates really pissed off someone by deliberately stalling when the lights went green, then waiting and launching off the line as they went green->amber->red again. Always seemed like the guy used to go out for a drive purely to wind up other motorists for fun.
One of my mates really pissed off someone by deliberately stalling when the lights went green, then waiting and launching off the line as they went green->amber->red again. Always seemed like the guy used to go out for a drive purely to wind up other motorists for fun.
Oakandacorns said:aquazi said:haha... i actually know someone who did something similar except got rear ended as a result
Sheesh. On purpose they hit him>?
My friend wasnt best pleased... she slowed not to wind the driver up, but to leave more of a gap in front (or so she innocently says :evil: )... then she got shunted. The other driver claimed it was an accident... but it was a local paper company van, so the driver didnt care about the car or insurance policy.
Did a tour of Australia in 2006 with a heavy wrench in the door pocket just in case we hit any 'trouble'. I've seen the movie Wolf Creek...
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Nice rant.
I was a white van driver yesterday to Milton Keynes and back.
I never realised how hard it was. Sun newspaper on the dash, phone on my ear, pipping and learing out the window. Melted yorkie all over my jeans. Giving the w*nk*r sign and tailgating cars took lots of concentration not to miss any good opportunity.
I was relieved to get home and swap to the simple life of the Zed.
I was a white van driver yesterday to Milton Keynes and back.
I never realised how hard it was. Sun newspaper on the dash, phone on my ear, pipping and learing out the window. Melted yorkie all over my jeans. Giving the w*nk*r sign and tailgating cars took lots of concentration not to miss any good opportunity.
I was relieved to get home and swap to the simple life of the Zed.
aquazi said:Oakandacorns said:aquazi said:haha... i actually know someone who did something similar except got rear ended as a result
Sheesh. On purpose they hit him>?
My friend wasnt best pleased... she slowed not to wind the driver up, but to leave more of a gap in front (or so she innocently says :evil: )... then she got shunted. The other driver claimed it was an accident... but it was a local paper company van, so the driver didnt care about the car or insurance policy.
Oh. And not surprising about stupid company van / car driver's. Some have contempt for other people and mostly no consideration.
Way back at the dawn of time, I was cruising down the highway in my truck, top speed 70 mph with a tailwind. I peered in my rearview mirror and realized that the image I was seeing was the grill of a semi trailer truck. It filled the mirror so I estimate he was about 5 feet from my bumper. My passenger turned and looked and said the a** hole was laughing . Hmmm, what to do with a laughing ahole doing 70 on my bumper? As luck would have it there was a very large calibre rifle in the rack behind my head so I suggested to my passenger that it would be funny if he took it down ......... Needless to say, after he racked the action and started putting it out the window....this where I ask you...."have you ever seen a semi lock up all 18 wheels at 70 mph ??"
It's really quite funny 8)
This modern gun control really spoils the fun nowadays....damn!
It's really quite funny 8)
This modern gun control really spoils the fun nowadays....damn!
mcbeee said:Way back at the dawn of time, I was cruising down the highway in my truck, top speed 70 mph with a tailwind. I peered in my rearview mirror and realized that the image I was seeing was the grill of a semi trailer truck. It filled the mirror so I estimate he was about 5 feet from my bumper. My passenger turned and looked and said the a** hole was laughing . Hmmm, what to do with a laughing ahole doing 70 on my bumper? As luck would have it there was a very large calibre rifle in the rack behind my head so I suggested to my passenger that it would be funny if he took it down ......... Needless to say, after he racked the action and started putting it out the window....this where I ask you...."have you ever seen a semi lock up all 14 wheels at 70 mph ??"
It's really quite funny 8)
This modern gun control really spoils the fun nowadays....damn!
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mcbeee said:Way back at the dawn of time, I was cruising down the highway in my truck, top speed 70 mph with a tailwind. I peered in my rearview mirror and realized that the image I was seeing was the grill of a semi trailer truck. It filled the mirror so I estimate he was about 5 feet from my bumper. My passenger turned and looked and said the a** hole was laughing . Hmmm, what to do with a laughing ahole doing 70 on my bumper? As luck would have it there was a very large calibre rifle in the rack behind my head so I suggested to my passenger that it would be funny if he took it down ......... Needless to say, after he racked the action and started putting it out the window....this where I ask you...."have you ever seen a semi lock up all 18 wheels at 70 mph ??"
It's really quite funny 8)
This modern gun control really spoils the fun nowadays....damn!
Simply outstanding. Love it
mcbeee said:Way back at the dawn of time, I was cruising down the highway in my truck, top speed 70 mph with a tailwind. I peered in my rearview mirror and realized that the image I was seeing was the grill of a semi trailer truck. It filled the mirror so I estimate he was about 5 feet from my bumper. My passenger turned and looked and said the a** hole was laughing . Hmmm, what to do with a laughing ahole doing 70 on my bumper? As luck would have it there was a very large calibre rifle in the rack behind my head so I suggested to my passenger that it would be funny if he took it down ......... Needless to say, after he racked the action and started putting it out the window....this where I ask you...."have you ever seen a semi lock up all 18 wheels at 70 mph ??"
It's really quite funny 8)
This modern gun control really spoils the fun nowadays....damn!
mcbeee said:Way back at the dawn of time, I was cruising down the highway in my truck, top speed 70 mph with a tailwind. I peered in my rearview mirror and realized that the image I was seeing was the grill of a semi trailer truck. It filled the mirror so I estimate he was about 5 feet from my bumper. My passenger turned and looked and said the a** hole was laughing . Hmmm, what to do with a laughing ahole doing 70 on my bumper? As luck would have it there was a very large calibre rifle in the rack behind my head so I suggested to my passenger that it would be funny if he took it down ......... Needless to say, after he racked the action and started putting it out the window....this where I ask you...."have you ever seen a semi lock up all 18 wheels at 70 mph ??"
It's really quite funny 8)
This modern gun control really spoils the fun nowadays....damn!
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