Thats the beauty of the internet, and how i treat it generally. Its a source of entertainment when I'm bored and it's nice to know that generally, you don't need to take responsibility for what you say.
Would it not be far easier to just sit down with a DVD of porn about the time she comes home. Get naked, get watching, get yourself on your way, then when she gets her keys in the lock flick the channel to animal planet?
Net result, she comes in to a naked, potentially oiled up you, having just spaffed all over the floor at the sight of Buffalo mating in the Serengeti.
Take a committed bint to hang around with that as a flat mate...
Before we start, she's a female, she's 19, she's 'cute' if you like the slightly overweight, pretty face types. BUT she's from Warrington and she's rough.
not had time to read it yet, lot of pages, is it worth reading it all?
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how did i miss this, who's the dude...... what a mod 
