How long since your last hoon?

Z4 forum Moffat meet was my last hoon. 500+ miles of hooning. A702 was the highlight, awesome hooning.

Have another session booked with SWMBO on Sunday. Mad for it :driving:


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Putter Whore said:
rbhynes said:
My name is Brian & I wasted the last 250 miles..... However I have seen the error of my ways and am determined to make amends - a few hours ago I went to the shop, dropped the lid & left black lines exiting every roundabout. Penance paid!
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Welcome back Brother Brian. You've been missed!
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I was trying desperately to be a good boy - but having satisfied an unnerving psychological requirement, I feel I have now worked out what's theoretically possible; hence normal service is now resumed...
 
Hooooooooon Today
Hooooooooon Tomorrow
I hooooon when I want!
I hoooooon when I waaaaaant!
The sun is shining, I hoooon when I want!
 
... makes me think, who holds the lowest mpg record for hooning it in a Zed, happy sunny days, they've been fab since Monday down south
 
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Worthy hooning buddy..... My Z & my buddies Exige are often to be found laying rubber anywhere from Loch Lomond to the dales.

It's a 190, so in a straight line at least the Z holds its own (anywhere above 50 I spank him), but when the going gets twisty I can't hold the Exige...
 
Less than 10 minutes. There's a speed camera that faces me on my way home on the opposite side (so can't get me) I love watching people disappear as I sail through.

Particularly satisfying tonight as I had some clown in a RRS dazzling me with his stupid xenons.
 
rbhynes said:
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Worthy hooning buddy..... My Z & my buddies Exige are often to be found laying rubber anywhere from Loch Lomond to the dales.

It's a 190, so in a straight line at least the Z holds its own (anywhere above 50 I spank him), but when the going gets twisty I can't hold the Exige...
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jeez it's hard to comprehend just how small those cars are till you see one.

in two weeks time i will be terrorizing the california coast in my brand new z, cant wait!
 
The guy standing next to the Lotus is Britains tallest man :poke: . He is also standing next to it because he is waiting for the chiropractor and osteopath to arrive to soothe his aching spine after 10 minutes of hooning :rofl:
 
micz4 said:
The guy standing next to the Lotus is Britains tallest man :poke: . He is also standing next to it because he is waiting for the chiropractor and osteopath to arrive to soothe his aching spine after 10 minutes of hooning :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:
 
To make things confusing though, I think on the forum, it does, as you said, generally mean "spirited driving". Everyone may have a different interpretation, but it doesn't have to be illegal driving, maybe just quick acceleration to 30mph?
 
andysat said:
Is that what a hoon is then?-breaking the speed limit?-i thought it was a spirited drive?-or are they the same? :oops:
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I consider hooning to be a 'spirited' drive. Not good to condone reckless driving or racing :telloff:

I've never broken the speed limit, kinda, well, er maybe, ish :?


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Adamski said:
andysat said:
Is that what a hoon is then?-breaking the speed limit?-i thought it was a spirited drive?-or are they the same? :oops:
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I consider hooning to be a 'spirited' drive. Not good to condone reckless driving or racing :telloff:

I've never broken the speed limit, kinda, well, er maybe, ish :?


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My lips are sealed mate! :thumbsup:
 
Putter Whore said:
My name is Ian and I'm a hoon-a-holic. It's been 3 traffic lights since I last floored it and watched everyone disappear in my rear view mirror.

There was a thread a week or so ago about a Zed who'd driven 250 miles at some obscenely high miles per gallon. Thought I'd try the light right foot approach but only lasted 5 miles before I gave up! Am I alone?!?
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Think that was me lol

I try not too, I blame my work boots (Steel toe)

Hahah


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micz4 said:
The guy standing next to the Lotus is Britains tallest man :poke: . He is also standing next to it because he is waiting for the chiropractor and osteopath to arrive to soothe his aching spine after 10 minutes of hooning :rofl:
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Haha, that's me & I'm just about 6ft. The Exige is surprisingly compliant, more so than the Z on a rough pocked road. The problem is getting in & out - contortion act required..
 
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