how do you want to leave this world?

[markeg]

Drug fueled, sex, heart attack is the only way to go..!!

The "Frankie Boyle" of deaths

 

[PerryGunn]

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you 're in your coffin, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

John said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Bert commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Fred said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

...about sums it up... :lol:

 

[ronk]

This topic has cheered me up!

 

[Maniac]

Just quickly... any way at all.

 

[Eastsix]

Honestly? Peacefully, happy and surrounded by loved ones, knowing that I've made a difference. Not cool, but that' would see me go contented.

 

[Dewi]

Drug fueled, sex, heart attack is the only way to go..!!

Oh God, no! - Been there done that (not the dying bit - tho' it was close for a while) and it's honestly not recommended. I either want to crash and burn or die in bed, worn out from the total exhaustion and knackeredness of living my life of excess.

 

[ronk]

An old pal of mine (87) says if he can't take his money then he's not going!

The fella has the attitude of a young bloke, a superb attitude to life.
He's got the usual creaks and groans, had open heart surgery, diabetic etc., but enjoys his life.

 

[WLH]

I'll take a free fall from the edge of space with a cyanide pill ready to pop 10 secs before splat down.

Ok...but the "splat down" would be the best part...

 

[lomax]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, not yelling and screaming like everyone else in my car.

Marc

 

[john-e89]

I'll take a free fall from the edge of space with a cyanide pill ready to pop 10 secs before splat down.

Ok...but the "splat down" would be the best part... [/quote

NO NO NO you can't join in, no one with a dog that georgeous is loony, you have to stay sane to help the rest of us....

 

[Xiaxio]

I'll take a free fall from the edge of space with a cyanide pill ready to pop 10 secs before splat down.

Ok...but the "splat down" would be the best part...

Id recommend atleast having one final goal in life. Try your hardest to aim for a small inflatable child's pool with you lifeless body 10 seconds off the ground.

 

[Xiaxio]

If you could choose the way you want to die what would it be?
If I could choose how I wanted to die, I would love to die topping out in my 350z driving off a cliff while receiving a good ol fashion bj from the passenger. wonderful imagination, no?

What does your psychiatrist suggest?

She likes the plan but suggests I take out the passenger factor of the plan..

 

[ronk]

I don't want to!

 

[john-e89]

I'll take a free fall from the edge of space with a cyanide pill ready to pop 10 secs before splat down.

Ok...but the "splat down" would be the best part...

Id recommend atleast having one final goal in life. Try your hardest to aim for a small inflatable child's pool with you lifeless body 10 seconds off the ground.

You are one screwed up dude..... :lol:

 

[Jaw]

in a spaceship going to a better place. or failing that, you know. high. same difference.

 

[markeg]

Drug fueled, sex, heart attack is the only way to go..!!

of course, it's not guaranteed to work - see this article

 

[Xiaxio]

I don't think everybody understands what I meant by this :lol: i meant more along the lines of maybe if you wanted to live but you knew you had like 1 day to live or something along those lines

 

[markeg]

... so we're back to "drug fuelled, sex orgy, heart attack" then

 

[Xiaxio]

... so we're back to "drug fuelled, sex orgy, heart attack" then

Yes, in that order I believe. 8)

 

[Chezsherman]

I know a way not to die being reversed over my the ice cream truck after just spending £2.50 on a 99 ice cone.