Holy grail of hideous snotboxes. I found it :D

Chris_D

Lifer
 Mostly Holland. Sometimes UK.
As some of you are aware I've been on the lookout for an interesting project-car to work on during the winter months.

Whilst perusing the Dutch interwebs finest emporium of tat, booty and contraband I happened upon what I consider to be the most hideous-looking excuse for an automobile that I have EVER seen!

It's called a Mega 'Club' apparently, according to the advertisement. Not much more info is given and I suspect as the dealer has literally nothing positive he can conjure up to say :rofl:

Take a look and see if you agree.... :lol:

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https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/overige-auto-s/m1446724513-mega-tjaffer-mega-club-1995-blauw.html?c=6e587dd5f2c5ef9079058d1faeba90f4&previousPage=home
 
Oh my good god there's another one! :lol:

https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/overige-auto-s/m1390062699-mega-tjaffer-1-1l-benzine-1997-wit-origineel-59-930-km.html?c=6e587dd5f2c5ef9079058d1faeba90f4&previousPage=home

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It's not called a Mega Club but a Mega Tjaffer😁

It would be a great car for Dough Demuro to review, as it would probably result i his longest video yet

If was made in the 90s inspired on the citroen mehari.
 
Yet they're somewhat of a collectors item.
They're quite rare and have some unique features.

Thery're asking around 7-8k for them and they're in basis a citroen ax...... (with a different plastic bodyshell)

I have seen them in the flesh 4 or 5 times. It's quite an 'odd' appearence especially wiht the tent trim.
The idea was that you could convert them easily from a coupe to an 'estate' to a pickup.

I now only see that it only has a wikipedia entry in french and dutch, not in english. That pretty much describes their rarity and quirkyness.
When sold new, it was sold without doors or roof. The style of those were seperately sold/specced.
A bit like the Z1 where you could change bodypanels for colour, here you could change body panels to change the style of car.
 
The Mehari wasn’t exactly a looker!
 

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yet it'll attract more girls on the mediterranian coast than any z4 :roll:

good/restored ones fetch 15k easily 8)
 
GuidoK said:
yet it'll attract more girls on the mediterranian coast than any z4 :roll:

A Burnley slapper in Magaluf with 15 pints inside her wouldn’t know the difference if being pushed into either!
:rofl:
 
MrPT said:
This may have lifted the Nissan Murano Crosscabriolet off the bottom of my list.
But thats the car that inspired rangerover to make the evoque convertible :o
A true british classic :P
 
GuidoK said:
Nice to give a glimpse into your life Chris :lol:
We all have your own standards :rofl:
Hey!That's considered a classy date where I come from!
All she's missing is the chips and curry sauce.
:lol:
 
Chris_D said:
GuidoK said:
yet it'll attract more girls on the mediterranian coast than any z4 :roll:

A Burnley slapper in Magaluf with 15 pints inside her wouldn’t know the difference if being pushed into either!
:rofl:
Clearly the voice of experience. :D
 
buzyg said:
Chris_D said:
GuidoK said:
yet it'll attract more girls on the mediterranian coast than any z4 :roll:

A Burnley slapper in Magaluf with 15 pints inside her wouldn’t know the difference if being pushed into either!
:rofl:
Clearly the voice of experience. :D

gtfo buzylar!
You went to Manor High where ‘How to succeed and prosper in Shagaluf’ was part of the Social Studies syllabus.
:lol: :lol:
 
Chris_D said:
buzyg said:
Chris_D said:
A Burnley slapper in Magaluf with 15 pints inside her wouldn’t know the difference if being pushed into either!
:rofl:
Clearly the voice of experience. :D

gtfo buzylar!
You went to Manor High where ‘How to succeed and prosper in Shagaluf’ was part of the Social Studies syllabus.
:lol: :lol:
Which I passed at A level. :P
 
Chris_D said:
Oh my good god there's another one! :lol:

https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/overige-auto-s/m1390062699-mega-tjaffer-1-1l-benzine-1997-wit-origineel-59-930-km.html?c=6e587dd5f2c5ef9079058d1faeba90f4&previousPage=home

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Isn't that one owned by the Pope?
 
ihadablackdog said:
Chris_D said:
Oh my good god there's another one! :lol:

https://www.marktplaats.nl/a/auto-s/overige-auto-s/m1390062699-mega-tjaffer-1-1l-benzine-1997-wit-origineel-59-930-km.html?c=6e587dd5f2c5ef9079058d1faeba90f4&previousPage=home

Isn't that one owned by the Pope?


Maybe his weekend-in-Magaluf-mobile?
:lol:
 
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