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Lovin' it!! I just started a Chuck Norris email war with an old friend last week and could use the new ammo!!! Thanks!!
 
Dude, Chuck is the reason why I bought a POS Total Gym.
I figure if it's good enough for Chuck (who is old enough to collect Social Security and he stills kicks ass) why the heck not.

Either that or I was blinded by Christine Brinkly's fine bootay... In my book, she's still a cougar.
 
Chuck Norris crushes cans on his forehead, garbage cans that is.

Chuck Norris' blood type is KO.

Chuck Norris was the fifth teletubby. His name was Kil Kil.

I could go on and on like this.
 
Well yeah! Bruce Lee is the only thing that stands a chance against Chuck....It's why Chuck eliminated him.....
 
Chuck Norris is sueing myspace for taking the name of what he calls eveything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is so bad he can kill 2 stones with one bird.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has alloed to live.
Chuck Norris is currently sueing NBC, claiming law and order are trademark names for his left and right legs.
 
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