Help! I'm locked in my Zed!
- Thread starter Geezah
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Well, in response as to whether I've upset her...not knowingly. But of course as all you geezers know, that means nothing!
Being a survival instructor in a previous life, I know the priorities are Protection, Location, Water, Food in that exact order.
Protection. As you all know, geezers and geezerettes alike, the interior of the Zed is a nice place to be. Sorted on that front.
Location. I know where I am. I'm in the Zed innit!
Water. It ain't stopped raining since last year. No worries on that front either.
Food. It's a fact that humans can survive around 6 weeks or so without food, more if they are carrying a larger fat reserve. In any case I always carry emergency supplies of Milky Bar deserts and Reese's Peanut Butter cups in the Zed, just in case.........I get locked in!
Mr Wilks is so right. And I've even got a horn to play with!
Actually, I'm rather liking it in here, anybody want to buy a house, comes with a free missus!?
Being a survival instructor in a previous life, I know the priorities are Protection, Location, Water, Food in that exact order.
Protection. As you all know, geezers and geezerettes alike, the interior of the Zed is a nice place to be. Sorted on that front.
Location. I know where I am. I'm in the Zed innit!
Water. It ain't stopped raining since last year. No worries on that front either.
Food. It's a fact that humans can survive around 6 weeks or so without food, more if they are carrying a larger fat reserve. In any case I always carry emergency supplies of Milky Bar deserts and Reese's Peanut Butter cups in the Zed, just in case.........I get locked in!
Mr Wilks is so right. And I've even got a horn to play with!
Actually, I'm rather liking it in here, anybody want to buy a house, comes with a free missus!?
North Yorkshire
Err - are you out yet? :?
That's a relief - see you there! 
Rialas said:Bing said:Rialas said:
Is that a Lexus SC430 in your sig
I must be the only one on the planet that likes them
They have an awesome stereo in them - designed by Mark Levinson IIRC. I have always liked them is guilty kind of way, just could never love the standard wheels...
richardjgreen
Active member
cut the roof open
Phew!
Thanks for your concern guys, Adamskis' temptation of a Scottish meet (which was great fun!) reinforced my efforts to formulate an escape plan. I organised an escape committee with me as the leader- I like to make decisions. Consisted of me promising Mrs Geezah a night out at her favourite nosherie, I'm soft like that but at least it worked. Anyhow, TBH it was getting a bit smelly in there.
Thanks for your concern guys, Adamskis' temptation of a Scottish meet (which was great fun!) reinforced my efforts to formulate an escape plan. I organised an escape committee with me as the leader- I like to make decisions. Consisted of me promising Mrs Geezah a night out at her favourite nosherie, I'm soft like that but at least it worked. Anyhow, TBH it was getting a bit smelly in there.
