Have I ever helped you on this forum?

So you want me to donate cash in order to encourage you to go without shaving for a few weeks?

If I had money given to me for neglecting my personal grooming then I'd be a millionaire by now!

As for the chest waxing thing, thats not a chore for you, pain is what turns you on!

All in the name of charity? Cancer charity.

Having been touched by cancer many many times, if I'm honest, I'm getting sick of cancer charities.....about time they found a cure I reckon!

Still, I will donate as it is a good cause, and as I say, cancer has been too close to me recently.

As for the sperm donations, I'd love to accept them, but my wife might get worried, so please dont send to me.
 
I am sorry you have been close to cancer and are getting sick of cancer charities. Of course part of this money also helps support people through it.

I get what your saying about not shaving however I want you to look at another side. Having a tache is a disadvantage in my single life. I am essentially giving up sex for a month. I have met a lovely young lady :oops: recently who I just want to kiss all the time but have to stop due to my tache.. :cry: :cry: :cry: you can see my hardship there, can't you?

The chest waxing will be painful though but not as painful as not having hill assist on my car :x

Lastly thank you for your gesture of good will and as a gesture of mine I will post you my sperm donation in a brown envelope where the wife needn't know so you don't need to worry :?

Please remember the times we have been through Kev, 1 series forum, the excitement of getting our Z4s and saying good bye to baby BMW. I love you big guy! Xxx drive on brother, let us accept the love of the Z4 :driving:

Ps remember and check your testicles :wink:
 
Thanks for the explanations, I can see you having to really suffer by having the hairy caterpillar on your top lip.

Good point about the hill start.....I'd be willing to be waxed for that!

Your so thoughtful and ingenious with the brown envelope, how can I repay you?

I havent said goodbye to babybmw, but yeah, we've been through so much.

ah man, I love you!!!!!
 
*hugs KevinMarkWhite*

See Z4 members that's a bromance right there! :cry: Learn from it!

A massive Thanks to Kevin who has donated a very generous amount to me, again I am very touched to have received it and I am now only £5 off the £100 mark! I am absolutely thrilled that my tache is raising a good amount of money for this great cause!
 
:D :D :D :D :D :D

I love you Stuart Truman, don't worry, even if it isn't painful I will throw in the dramatic... Ahhhhhhhhh! And as an added Bonus for my English Viewers I will shout Freeeeeedooommmmmmmmm!!

Thanks so much guys, this means a lot to me!
 
Incidentally, a friend has just had the all clear on prostate cancer after a scare. Seeing him age several years in several weeks with worry and the effect on his kids, all I can say is donate, either here, or to another friend that's doing Movember, or just make a donation.

Sadly my next door neighbour didn't get the all clear...
 
Just to clarify to everyone, I wasn't offended by the humorous take on this subject.

It is a very serious illness, that can't be ignored, but I firmly believe that humour can help get through it, and it doesn't all have to be doom and gloom.

Obviously this varies for each person, but for my wife and I, finding the funny sides of situations can help, but that's true for most things.

And I'm saying this as someone who's glass is always half empty!

Once I'd gotten over the initial anger at god when my wife was diagnosed, we started to joke about things. Not making light of it or ignoring what was going on, still supporting and helping her, but sometimes you have to see the irony.

Like I said, it's not for everyone, and maybe it's my sick sense of humour, but that's my experience, and my initial post may have given the impression I was offended - which I wasn't. Just frustrated that there is no complete cure yet.

One day there will be!

Funding is vital so thanks to everyone who donates or does an event!
 
Och I just feel the love here :cry: typical scottish bloke I am, all hard about my country but feel the love and I break down like a Peugeot after 3 years :cry:
 
KeithJ said:
:D :D :D :D :D :D

I love you Stuart Truman, don't worry, even if it isn't painful I will throw in the dramatic... Ahhhhhhhhh! And as an added Bonus for my English Viewers I will shout Freeeeeedooommmmmmmmm!!

Oh no,can i have a refund please :P
 
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