Happy Thanksgiving

JBZ4

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 Amelia Island, Fl
Hope everyone has a great holiday! :thumbsup:

12 Reasons to be Thankful you Burnt the Bird!

1. Salmonella won’t be a concern.
2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
5. Pets won’t bother to pester you for scraps.
6. No one will overeat.
7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.
8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
9. You’ll get to the desserts even quicker.
10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
12. You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
 
There are more reasons for me to be thankful this year than any other. John, I know you have at least 2 profound reasons. :D :thumbsup: 8)
 
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Happy Thanksgiving.....


Especially since I'm bringing a girl over.....


Giggity giggity.


I mentioned to her about taking a picture with the z4. She seems willing, although not willing about me putting it up on the site :roll:
I don't think she will pose in a bikini on the car either :?
I'd say wish me luck, but I don't really need it aside from getting her an the car.
 
I'm sure many of you have seen this but still fun. Hope everyone had a GREAT Thanksgiving!


Top 10 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

10. Talk about a huge breast!

9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

7. That's one terrific spread!

6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

4. Don't play with your meat.

3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

2. How long will it take after you stick it in?

and the Number #1 thing you can only say on
Thanksgiving....

1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

(ok, I'm still a little tipsy) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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