GULP.....

[john-e89]

718 Spyder RS, mind you it's 458 Spyder money....IF you could get one....still, it's a hell of a roadster... :drool:

arhhhh john, why did you have to post this...... why why why.... ive been ringing round the dealers for the last few weeks trying desperately to get in order on one of these, i think it would be last car purchase, a huge financial undertaking but i could JUST, make it happen..... i have to say it doesn't look particularly great in this shot, but every piece of my yearns for it! Despite buying 4 new porches it seems im not meeting the requirements for this which really sucks. i HATE their waiting list procedure and i genuinely feel these go to their mates where they get some nice kick backs when they sell on for 100k over list, absolutely terrible. Id cherish this thing!

I know mate...! I'm drooling like a blood hound on a rump steak....

Way out of my league right now so not even being close it's just another will never have 'Want' for me. I can imagine your frustration though if one is within reach, you'll get one at some point, but it'll be 2nd hand and north of £180k I'd imagine.

let me be brutally honest, i could scrape it id have to sell all the other cars to make it happen.... use it as marketing exercise for ppf etc and let work help ... BUT.... it would be a basic spec, and i wouldn't be able to add any extras at all, lol but i could make it work..... but the customer requirements are utterly disgraceful. But the want is so HIGH, that's my dream car in front of my eyes and with the EV revolution this is the end of the road for this type of vehicle and i want IN... who knows in the future but clearly now is not my moment.

May as well get ready for take off with my vulture wings on..... absolutely first dibs on that scruffy old silver M of yours....it'll need some work obvs but I'm up for a challenge..... :wink:

 

[pvr]

Not to sure John, that Golf picture you posted earlier doesn’t show your work off as being of a good standard

 

[Beedub]

I know mate...! I'm drooling like a blood hound on a rump steak....

Way out of my league right now so not even being close it's just another will never have 'Want' for me. I can imagine your frustration though if one is within reach, you'll get one at some point, but it'll be 2nd hand and north of £180k I'd imagine.

let me be brutally honest, i could scrape it id have to sell all the other cars to make it happen.... use it as marketing exercise for ppf etc and let work help ... BUT.... it would be a basic spec, and i wouldn't be able to add any extras at all, lol but i could make it work..... but the customer requirements are utterly disgraceful. But the want is so HIGH, that's my dream car in front of my eyes and with the EV revolution this is the end of the road for this type of vehicle and i want IN... who knows in the future but clearly now is not my moment.

May as well get ready for take off with my vulture wings on..... absolutely first dibs on that scruffy old silver M of yours....it'll need some work obvs but I'm up for a challenge..... :wink:

the silver shitter is all yours, first dibs! lol

 

[john-e89]

let me be brutally honest, i could scrape it id have to sell all the other cars to make it happen.... use it as marketing exercise for ppf etc and let work help ... BUT.... it would be a basic spec, and i wouldn't be able to add any extras at all, lol but i could make it work..... but the customer requirements are utterly disgraceful. But the want is so HIGH, that's my dream car in front of my eyes and with the EV revolution this is the end of the road for this type of vehicle and i want IN... who knows in the future but clearly now is not my moment.

May as well get ready for take off with my vulture wings on..... absolutely first dibs on that scruffy old silver M of yours....it'll need some work obvs but I'm up for a challenge..... :wink:

the silver shitter is all yours, first dibs! lol

Nice quilted blanket and a cushion from Dunelm mill will do wonders for those bloody Tillets so no issues there.... :wink:

 

[mr.tourette]

I've just been eyeing that up before popping on the forum.. Bloody gorgeous eh I'll happily make do with my 981 for now tho.. Maybe in 10 years when I've worked my way up this Porker ladder a bit

 

[mr.tourette]

"Couldn't give a toss, now f*ck off you are making the place look untidy".

That is why I will now never buy a Porsche (that and the fact that most of their flat sixes are made of chocolate)! Mainly the former though!

They'd have probably got to this part of the conversation before you'd given them your life story

 

[Ole gits rule]

Not a fan of porkers not the Spyder, just does not do it for me at all, no idea why just don't get it. :?

Rather spend that on something old (No I don't mean plastic surgery for myself or Ron)

 

[Pondy]

They'd have probably got to this part of the conversation before you'd given them your life story

I was expecting that.....just not from you young Stephen (Steven?)

 

[Beedub]

May as well get ready for take off with my vulture wings on..... absolutely first dibs on that scruffy old silver M of yours....it'll need some work obvs but I'm up for a challenge..... :wink:

the silver shitter is all yours, first dibs! lol

Nice quilted blanket and a cushion from Dunelm mill will do wonders for those bloody Tillets so no issues there.... :wink:

Best seats you'll ever sit in! Way more cool than the spyder RS seats and steering wheel setup :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: Until you hit a pot hole. lol

 

[pvr]

Getting in is not the problem, but how would he get out without pulling his back and being in hospital?

 

[john-e89]

Not a fan of porkers not the Spyder, just does not do it for me at all, no idea why just don't get it. :?

Rather spend that on something old (No I don't mean plastic surgery for myself or Ron)

Good job cos you can't bloody have one Ole..... :lol: :wink:

 

[Nanu]

Apparently on the website, you can book a test drive

 

[Pondy]

Apparently on the website, you can book a test drive

They tell you to sod off straight after.
It will be like the 1980s TV program 'Bullseye'....."here's what you could have won"

 

[pvr]

Perhaps you would like me to do you an introduction Pondy?

 

[Ole gits rule]

Not a fan of porkers not the Spyder, just does not do it for me at all, no idea why just don't get it. :?

Rather spend that on something old (No I don't mean plastic surgery for myself or Ron)

Good job cos you can't bloody have one Ole..... :lol: :wink:

Not a fan of porkers not the Spyder, just does not do it for me at all, no idea why just don't get it. :?

Rather spend that on something old (No I don't mean plastic surgery for myself or Ron)

Good job cos you can't bloody have one Ole..... :lol: :wink:

Wouldn't want on, just a marketing ploy :evil: think I would rather a Lotus Emira and save a fair few quid in the process

 

[Ole gits rule]

Perhaps you would like me to do you an introduction Pondy?

What and ruin your rep at Porsche

 

[pvr]

Perhaps you would like me to do you an introduction Pondy?

What and ruin your rep at Porsche

Good point. Please scrap that last comment

 

[Jollyjoiner]

Move along now, nothing to see here

 

[john-e89]

Not a fan of porkers not the Spyder, just does not do it for me at all, no idea why just don't get it. :?

Rather spend that on something old (No I don't mean plastic surgery for myself or Ron)

Good job cos you can't bloody have one Ole..... :lol: :wink:

Not a fan of porkers not the Spyder, just does not do it for me at all, no idea why just don't get it. :?

Rather spend that on something old (No I don't mean plastic surgery for myself or Ron)

Good job cos you can't bloody have one Ole..... :lol: :wink:

Wouldn't want on, just a marketing ploy :evil: think I would rather a Lotus Emira and save a fair few quid in the process

Only problem there is they don't do them as roadsters Ole...which to me is essential...

 

[Ole gits rule]

Good job cos you can't bloody have one Ole..... :lol: :wink:

Good job cos you can't bloody have one Ole..... :lol: :wink:

Wouldn't want on, just a marketing ploy :evil: think I would rather a Lotus Emira and save a fair few quid in the process

Only problem there is they don't do them as roadsters Ole...which to me is essential...

Me too but then I could live with it for a little while