Grrrrr ....

J

jakeyboyne

Member
 Costa Del-Durham, UK
What is it with people today insulting me :(

So far today (While not even in the car at all it was parked outside) I've had 2 hair dresser comments from collegues, 1 asking if I had a free slot for a short back and sides.

And another woman in the canteen who called me a "Chav" - To which I replied, "Chav with a decent credit rating and a nice car though" :driving:

Grrrrr.
 
dont let it bother you! we have all had thoes comments before! i we had a TT then i can understand some of them but its down to pure ignorance!
 
Take the clippers in tomorrow, and offer a free trim to your colleague
punk.gif
 
markeg said:
Take the clippers in tomorrow, and offer a free trim to your colleague
punk.gif
Click to expand...

I'd just fire them up and take a strip out the back.. then go, oh damn where did I put the guards? lol
 
Ask them what they drive and watch them get all embarassed.

potential answers to their ride:

I did not know you sold insurance / photocopy machines
Have you given up on life already
:evil:
 
The thing my dad always used to do, and I've used ever since I saw it, is simply to smile.. a knowing smile of 'but secretly you know I'm better than you, you're jealous, I know it, you know it, hence my loving smile'. :rofl:

Its especially good if you're driving and someone is annoyed with you, a nice big smile. If that did work, my dad blew them a kiss too just to watch the veins on their faces explode lol...
 
Maniac said:
The thing my dad always used to do, and I've used ever since I saw it, is simply to smile.. a knowing smile of 'but secretly you know I'm better than you, you're jealous, I know it, you know it, hence my loving smile'. :rofl:

Its especially good if you're driving and someone is annoyed with you, a nice big smile. If that did work, my dad blew them a kiss too just to watch the veins on their faces explode lol...
Click to expand...

I work on exactly the same principle as your Dad, Maniac! Have seen guys go apoplectic if you blow a kiss (or wink at them). Other one I use (got it from an old friend) is that "Mr Magoo" look - hunker down over the steering wheel (killroy style), squint and slowly turn your head in their direction, then slowly rotate back
 
markeg said:
Other one I use (got it from an old friend) is that "Mr Magoo" look - hunker down over the steering wheel (killroy style), squint and slowly turn your head in their direction, then slowly rotate back
Click to expand...

Jeez that one would scare me half to death lol...
 
markeg said:
Other one I use (got it from an old friend) is that "Mr Magoo" look - hunker down over the steering wheel (killroy style), squint and slowly turn your head in their direction, then slowly rotate back
Click to expand...

Jeez that one would scare me half to death lol...
 
I get it ALL THE TIME at the lights...

Me casually minding my own business in neutral... car FULL of young 'lads' pulls up next to me... So begins the limp wrist gestures and pointing... Lights go green... Seeeeeee yaaaaaaa.... :thumbsup:
 
Carol M said:
Best way to deal with them is agree with everything they say. It proper stops them in their tracks. Try it. :)
Click to expand...

Probably works for you Carol but I've seen guys do that and end up in a ruck as the "abuser" thought the "abused" was taking the p**s!

Not pretty..... :|
 
Just chuck em in the nearest pond or man made reservoir. Streams are a bit inadequate but a lake would do.

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S3 using Tapatalk 2
 
I play alot of snooker and football. In both cases attack is the best form of defence ;)

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy S3 using Tapatalk 2
 
Maniac said:
The thing my dad always used to do, and I've used ever since I saw it, is simply to smile.. a knowing smile of 'but secretly you know I'm better than you, you're jealous, I know it, you know it, hence my loving smile'. :rofl:

Its especially good if you're driving and someone is annoyed with you, a nice big smile. If that did work, my dad blew them a kiss too just to watch the veins on their faces explode lol...
Click to expand...

Your dad must be in my age group!!!!

They generally do go ballistic if you blow them a kiss :rofl: :rofl:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom