Grrr red/yellow coat street troopers!

Perhaps you should turn the tables on them and tell them they have come into money after a distant relative in Lagos died and would they mind giving you their account details so you can pass on their inheritance!
 
I have two standard responses;

1) Thanks, but I already have nominated charities (prevents that 'don't you want to give to charity?' line which burns me RIGHT up)

2) Wow - you are GORGEOUS, why aren't you a model? Why are you just working on the street like this? You should give my brother a call, he works in model recruitment, you don't need to take your clothes off, well not all the time, and you do get paid a lot more if you do andyouneverknow....blah blah...

;)

Si
 
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