Greased Nipples

[srhutch]

Greased Nipples, how do you measure them?

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

I'm not saying a word.

 

[shawna]

I'm not saying a word.

You could always er, i mean, like, em, you know being practical people and what not......

 

[Stuart Truman]

Here we go again :lol:

 

[markeg]

Tapatalking...

 

[Stuart Truman]

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the lust of the thrust, providing the urge remains constant.

 

[Bing]

Latex gloves for grip and a small pane of glass ?

 

[Stuart Truman]

Calipers could do it but the pointy ends might scratch the fine surface requiring some polishing and general TLC

 

[sars]

Get a piece of string, measure around the circumference, place against a rule and measure, then divide by 3.142

 

[Bumpy]

I don't know much, but I do know if you substitute a metric nipple for an imperial model ...
Well you get cross threaded and that's a very bad thing.

 

[srhutch]

Get a piece of string, measure around the circumference, place against a rule and measure, then divide by 3.142

Trust an engineer to ruin the thread

 

[micz4]

How long should that piece of string be ?

 

[Stuart Truman]

Recommendations on grade of string?

 

[sars]

Just trying to be helpful

 

[pvr]

Just trying to be helpful

Contribute to the oil discussion then

 

[inkey$]

Okay. Carry On mode activated.

Measured through some sort of tweak technique. Nipple should be greased before tweaking commences.

...And so it begins again :wink:

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

Perhaps a clamp to hold in place so it doesn't slip

 

[Mafoo]

Surely a slippery nipple is hard to tweak?

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[inkey$]

Perhaps a clamp to hold in place so it doesn't slip

There you go. And doctors orders no less

 

[Mafoo]

I am NOT going to google image nipple clamp:lol:

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