Got stuck in snow and random asked why i was in a birds car!

Beancounter1980

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Hi,

got stuck in the snow at work today, and i called the snow ploughs out.

Then some tw@t saw me go up the incline in the car and saw the wheels spinning. I ended up reversing back into my space.

Said tw@t then shouted out, "its only a shitty Audi, and what you doing driving a womans car".

Did i mention he was a tw@t? :roll:
 
jealousy, i got it in tesco carpark once when i had the roof down, a bunch of lads walked past and said 'ah hes driving a birds car'. as you said...pathetic Tw@Ts
 
Said tw@t then shouted out, "its only a shitty Audi, and what you doing driving a womans car".

Funny how their choice of car is usually an R reg Vectra (or similar smoker) :roll:
 
The worst I've had so far is two guys asking me whether it was stolen... I took it as a complement... :)
 
i had this outside school dropping the girlfriend off for work (teacher!).
Some twatty sixth former said "nice girls car mate".
I responded with "Cheers, your mum likes it.".
his mates thought it was funnier than he did ;)
 
mikedav said:
sk93 said:
i had this outside school dropping the girlfriend off

That sounded pretty bad for a second :)

i know.. lol.
imagine the look on my mothers face when i said "I need to pick kate up from school, and then we'll be round for dinner"...
I really need to start explaining her profession beforehand lol
 
I get the same! Like telling my boss I need 2 weeks off in August to go on Holiday, has to be August as the wife is on school holidays! :D
 
sk93 said:
i know.. lol.
imagine the look on my mothers face when i said "I need to pick kate up from school, and then we'll be round for dinner"...
I really need to start explaining her profession beforehand lol

My girlfriend is also a teacher - have done the same thing many a time. Must admit, sometimes I just say it to wind people up :)

With regards to the "birds car" comment - I find that hilarious, people seem to be confusing a 155mph sports car with some shonky hair dressers mobile! Definitely jealousy! :)
 
When it was launched I had a few people ask me if it was 'real', I demonstrated that a fake one wouldn't sound / go like this one does.

I've also had nuff respec by my GF's mates (those not in the know)...... 'hes got a z4 with an m3 engine'...... 'did you put it in yourself' ...... no mate, it left the factory like that :rofl:

Never been called a hairdresser but then its not a convertible is it :poke:
 
They are not girly cars, anyone that really knows anything about roadsters knows that girls don't like them,....it messes up their hair. :lol:

and , when you're a little older, you have to have the roof down to show it off,..... the hair that's left on your head, not the car. :D :D

try that in a girly coupe.... :poke: :poke:
 
put a roadster next to a coupe, then ask the public which they prefer, i think the coupe wins hehe
 
Let's have a contest: we've done how much beer, lets do "How many girls" can you fit in a Zed" and we can settle this Coupe vs Roadster issue once and for all. (All girls must be at least 17 yrs old and over 4'11" and E89's have to be considered Roadsters 'coz the roof comes down, and the driver has to be in the driver's seat)

Try not to break the springs. :D

By the way Taz x, your coupe is exceptionally good looking, :thumbsup: .............for a coupe :poke:
 
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