I was playing golf with an ex-colleague against a pair of god squadders in a Volvo dealer competition when we happened upon a sheep upside down in an adjacent field.Martin went in and righted her,made sure she was ok and climbed back over the fence.One of the god squad said "that was very christian of you" ;to which Martin replied,deadpan," they can't right themselves and die if left like that and beside she was very pretty".We fell about laughing while the other two didn't talk to us for the rest of the round.True story,not a joke.
