Global warming my @rse!!

Chris_D

Elite
 Mostly Holland. Sometimes UK.
I'm constantly amazed by company's ineptitude at reducing their carbon footprint. for instance, today i received a massive box via courier. As the guy hoiked it from the van with ease and then handed it to me i thought someone must be taking the mickey or something, as it felt empty!

'you bought some of that expensive designer mountain air' the courier quipped, in dutch.
'grappig' (funny) i replied.

Had no idea what it could be. Couldnt remember ordering anything that would justify a massive box.
Thought it might be a client supplying a sarcastic purchase order.

But no, it was the 2 sheets of sound-deadening material i had ordered from Conrad.nl for Bennys door panels. Ridiculous.

I now have to puncture the 385 million plastic air pockets, cut and fold up the box and stick em in the recycle bins.

Just bonkers
:x

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Paint it red, call it Tension Sheet, and change your name to Fred "Thickie" Holden and it'll make you a millionaire...

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I once had a ticket from the Post Office about a missed delivery
Off I trouped to the main office 5 miles away, where I was presented with a huge box (addressed to my son), albeit very light.
Got home and he opened it - it was a helium celebratory ballon!! :evil:
 
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