hubby and I took car in for tracking recently and this is how the conversation went berween hubby and mechanic and what I was thinking of at the time : Husband: can I book a car in for tracking?
Mechanic: yes sir what car?
Husband: BMW Z4
Me: BMW Z4
Mechanic: What year?
ME: Don't know can't see reg plate from in here
Husband: 04
Mechanic:Nice car was looking at buying one of those, if you don't mind me asking what engine?
Me

etrol
Husband ; 3.0 litre straight 6
Mechanic : 0 to 60?
Me; yes it does
Husband: about 5.7 seconds
Mechanic : top speed?
ME: everybody knows that its 70mph
Husband: about 155mph
Mechanic : how many horses?
Husband: 260
Me : you liar we have loads of pets but not 1 single horse
Mechanic Nice car you got
Husband : its not mine its hers.
Finally the mechanic looks at me and actually asks me a question
Mechanic : some nice numbers there. Which made you want to buy it most?
Me : It was nothing to do with the numbers I just liked the colour, But if I had to pick a number that convinced me to buy it, it would be the number 2.
Mechanic : why, think you might s**t yourself if you put your foot down?
Me: no the number 2 because I have five kids and it only has 2 seats. SIMPLE !!!!