FREE STUBBY ****WE HAVE A WINNER****

[powerontap]

I knew that would get your attention. Couldn't give it away earlier so here it is:

This is the first unofficial, unapproved, unauthorised Z4-forum stubby aerial giveaway
I've seen countless posts on stubby aerials that have run 4-5 pages long...just for a little stick of plastic! Now is your chance to tell me why YOU should be the one I give my 3" stubby to FREE OF CHARGE! SHIPPING INCLUDED!

So post your pathetic argument here and I'll let our fellow members help me with the voting...but final decision will be mine. CONSTEST ENDS IN 4 days.

Rules:
- No stupid question (like: does it come with instructions, can I have a 4" instead, etc... :wink: )
- One post per member
- No cheating (some will figure out a way I'm certain)
- I'll be using the cheapest shipping method (so if you win and don't receive it, watch for a local UPS truck with a stubby)

I'm going to be enjoying this.

 

[Breaker]

When you have read through all the rest of the pathetic posts, come back to the first one where the poster simply wrote:

"Please kind Sir, may I have your 3"stubby for free?"

:friends:

 

[thecorf1]

Getting married this year, and money is tight,
The stress and strain can cause a fight,
Still the misses nags her future hubby,
To get a decent 3 inch stubby!

 

[tsuiesque]

OH GREAT KING PLEASE I BEG OF YOU TO GRACE ME WITH YOUR 10 DOLLAR ANTENNA, I AM SO PATHETIC AND LITTLE THAT I NEED THE HELP OF YOU, SUPREME BEING.

I hope the people of this forum have enough self respect not to put a red ball and leather mask on, clearly you get off on it.....

 

[WLH]

thecorf1,

 

[Pardeep]

I'll have it if it works. ( + in the UK.) :scratchhead:

 

[Shooter]

If you don't give your stubby to me, i will use my psychic powers to make you think you are a 6 years old girl for the rest of your life.

 

[outrun]

Because i need the extra inch. Shhhh don't tell.

 

[BSVA]

After taking my Z into the dealer for radio reception problems (4 years of agony) with no solutions, I believe this can work. If I should be the one to get this and it doesn't work, I can return it or pass it on. Does this sound crazy or what?

 

[Mik]

Does it come with instructions ? can I have a 4 inch instead...etc :wink:

 

[Darren M]

Well if you want to send it abroad....

Since I`ve heard of this aerial called a 'stubby' I have always had a little smile at the name........you see some years ago while with a girlfriend who liked her toys I wanted to buy her something a little different. I came across this toy and it was called the Stubby (or was it Stubbly?). Like the Z4 stubby it was about 3 incles long but unlike the Z4 stubby it was pink, ribbed and had a flared base to stop it getting lost :evil:

So if you were to ship it here to the Uk for me, I could put the little Stubby on my car and each time I saw the little Stubby on my car it would bring a little smile to my face and remind me of the little friend I bought for the ex-bird, the Stubby Dildo....and bring back the memories - wwaaahaaaay. And I of course would be very grateful

Hoowzat?

Now if I ever meet anyone from the forum I`m sure to go if I`m reminded of this post

 

[Tommo]

I think I should have it because I need cheering up.

My roof motor just died on me about 30 minutes ago and I have no warranty.

This is the first car Ive ever bought by myself (Im 21) and its all just gone horribly wrong. :thumbsdown:

 

[Sojourn]

I think my stubby is only 2" and shiny, still get's a good reception though...fnarrr fnarrr

 

[rabman5]

Free Stubby Haiku
An original by rabman5
copyright 2009


My black Z4 M
The ariel is too long
I need a 3 inch

 

[IK.]

I think I should get the free stubby because my toilet smells of cheese.

 

[ovrkll]

I think I should get the free stubby because my toilet smells of cheese.

:rofl: :rofl:
WTF???

 

[Rick Hunter]

Z4 Roadsters are SUPERIOR to Coupés. :fuelfire: :stir:

That and... I actually met my future wife in Montréal. If it weren't for the beauty and wonder Montréal has (and all the perfect little places I took her to), I'd probably still be single and sad and... pathetic.

So what better way to say Vive le Québec libre than to have a part of Montréal (i.e. la petite antenne) sticking out of my Coupé?

Merci.

 

[Shooter]

Mince, j'avais pas vu que Mr powerontap était québécois !
Allons, entre cousins (lointains, certes), on doit pouvoir s'entendre, non ?
Tous ces gens qui ne font que parler anglais, ça fatigue. Avec moi au moins, on pourra tailler le bout de gras en français !
Crisse de tabarnak d'hostie d'câlisse !

 

[Darren M]

Mince, j'avais pas vu que Mr powerontap était québécois !
Allons, entre cousins (lointains, certes), on doit pouvoir s'entendre, non ?
Tous ces gens qui ne font que parler anglais, ça fatigue. Avec moi au moins, on pourra tailler le bout de gras en français !
Crisse de tabarnak d'hostie d'câlisse !

Which translates to

Thin, j' had not seen that Mr. powerontap was Québécois! Let us go, between cousins (remote, certainly), one must be able s' to hear, not? All these people who do nothing but speak English, that tires. With me at least, one will be able to cut the end of French fat! Grate of tabarnak d' host d' câlisse!

 

[Shooter]

Which translates to

Thin, j' had not seen that Mr. powerontap was Québécois! Let us go, between cousins (remote, certainly), one must be able s' to hear, not? All these people who do nothing but speak English, that tires. With me at least, one will be able to cut the end of French fat! Grate of tabarnak d' host d' câlisse!

I'm usually amused to see how automated translation system translate english into french, but i never tried it the other way round ! :rofl: