Free F80 M3 24hr test drive... thank you BMW!

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I'd wasted almost two hours going back and forth from the main dealer so I was keen to head out onto some of the best local driving roads in the Yorkshire Dales. The weather was also superb!

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So...what about the car. The first thing that struck me was the quality of the ride - it really is very good! It's completely customisable in that you can select one of 3 modes for suspension, steering, throttle mapping and gearbox and then save them to the M1 M2 or M3 setting for quick recall. I actually found the Comfort was by far the best for the suspension; it was still firm enough for non-track work and was really compliant over the bumpy stuff. I spent most of the time with the other settings in their most aggressive mode.

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The second thing that struck me was how good the brakes are. I mean really, really good. Absolute massive power but with awesome feel and feedback. I couldn't get them to fade no matter what I threw at them. Probably the highlight of the car for me.

That may give you the impression that the rest of the package was a little underwhelming.... and unfortunately it was. Don't get me wrong, 444bhp and 406ftlb is never going to be boring but combined with what must be the pinnacle of DCT development, it just left me feeling a bit disconnected from the driving experience. It was like the whole drive train had a big gooey piece of elastic in the middle of it. Like the only thrill you could really get from it was going really fast but that soon becomes pretty tiring both in terms of concentration and NVH. I tried various combinations of settings but none really solved the fundamental problem for me which was not having a manual stick to stir.

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Not to be dissuaded I did over 250 miles in total and averaged 11.2mpg :driving:. I did find on occasion that the performance was a little inconsistent. Every now and again, full throttle through second and third just felt ballistically quick - then 4th gear hooked up just perfectly and it felt EVEN FASTER!!! Almost face bendingly fast.... but somehow also a bit sterile in it's delivery (and in the noise it made). Other times, it would feel like perhaps the ECU was dialing back the power quite substantially. Could be a number of reasons for it but I wasn't seeing any traction control lights flashing.

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Overall, the time I had with the car did give me a really great insight into it. Would I pay £60k for one? No way. Would I have DCT? No way. I actually think the manual would be a totally different experience...and surely one for the better.

But in any case... thank you BMW...it was a blast!
 
Glad you got there in the end OP, I actually like the brown weirdly.

BMW are mad giving these out as Demos before the rubbing in service. No wonder some have started to see Premature Turbo failure! They aren’t meant to be driven above 4000-45000 RPM for the first 1200 Miles haha.

Good on you for giving it a clean too, I can’t believe the state some of these cars get into before even being delivered!
 
Im glad you posted a part 2.
I was reading this thinking you got a loan of a car like that and just took it home and parked it then got a second one and took it home and washed it :lol:
 
Well I'm glad you actually managed to get some miles in one OP!

Maybe it's me, but I like both those colours! :roll: The "Brown" one looks great to me in the photos with the sun on it.


But I'm with you on preferring my BMWs with a manual gearbox. :thumbsup:
 
So, presumably, you got the follow-up call asking you to buy the thing...what kind of deals are they throwing at these now?
 
Angelus666 said:
So, presumably, you got the follow-up call asking you to buy the thing...what kind of deals are they throwing at these now?
Can just imagine the reply being "don't want the brown one, its had the s**t kicked out of it before it was ran in" :lol:
 
It's a fair point, so you're allowing this car to be smashed for free 24hr test drives in the running period...doesn't make for a great long term proposition does it.
 
Angelus666 said:
So, presumably, you got the follow-up call asking you to buy the thing...what kind of deals are they throwing at these now?

Quick follow up....I never heard from BMW again after this! Depreciation has hit these cars very hard indeed and there are some real bargains around used. Still just too sterile for my liking though. I would still love to have a go in a manual.
 
ph001 said:
Angelus666 said:
So, presumably, you got the follow-up call asking you to buy the thing...what kind of deals are they throwing at these now?

Quick follow up....I never heard from BMW again after this! Depreciation has hit these cars very hard indeed and there are some real bargains around used. Still just too sterile for my liking though. I would still love to have a go in a manual.

Test drove a manual (in M4 guise) last year and I personally much preferred it to the DCT (admittedly I am a bit of a manual man). First gear is so much nicer on the manual and gave the car a bit more soul...didn't buy one though.
 
Ha, just had a quick scout around Autotrader to see what kind of money these are going for now. Looks like £35k can bag you a minter. Try and find a manual though.....
 
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