Forum secret Santa..

[john-e89]

Time to pop a couple of secret Santa gifts out then....

For Mr Wilks - A red bat-type phone hotline directly to the DVLA in the slim hope the poor staff there stand half a chance to keep up.

To Chris D, Pastry and Firebobby - A 12 wk run in the theatre royal west end doing a remake of the 3 stooges.

To Smartbear - A pre programmed Exocet missile to a dealer of his choice.

To Lynchy - A dartboard with a pic of PVR stapled to it.

To PVR - Half a dozen cuddly moles for his paddock.





:wink:

 

[Ducklakeview]

:rofl: :rofl:

Mike

 

[Chris_D]

Bwaaaaahahahaha john.
bagsy i get to play Moe. I've got Pastry Paul down for Curly and Fred can play Larry.
See you all there for the premiere. 10% discount on drinks and custard pies for forum members.... :lol:

 

[Pastry]

:lol: Cheers John I'm touched....
Not as touched as the other two looney tunes though :wink:

 

[Smartbear]

I think john touched everyone mate, I'm off to have a shower
Rob

 

[pvr]

Thanks John, hope you enjoyed the book "volt meters for dummies" I got you

 

[Lynchy]

That's a good idea John, somehow though I think Bing would enjoy it a whole lot more than me

 

[mr wilks]

That's a good idea John, somehow though I think Bing would enjoy it a whole lot more than me

Yes , i would propose this for you Ed


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[Number5]

I think Lynchy's hoping for an AA Road Atlas.
Mr Wilks an extra Double Garage and more parking space
PVR a new joke book, having exhausted the last one a long time ago.
Taz, a Fisons Grow Bag and a cupholder
SRHutch, a £20 Christmas Voucher from Dart Crossings
Firebobby, a proper dashboard.
Bing Xmas Dinner with Nicola Sturgeon, (somewhere in Europe).
Stuartt - A pair of gloves to fit his shovel hands

There - I think I've just about insulted everyone !

I've just asked for some oil (...before PVR says it !) :wink:

 

[Lynchy]

Who rattled your cage....get a proper Zed .

 

[firebobby]

I think Lynchy's hoping for an AA Road Atlas.
Mr Wilks an extra Double Garage and more parking space
PVR a new joke book, having exhausted the last one a long time ago.
Taz, a Fisons Grow Bag and a cupholder
SRHutch, a £20 Christmas Voucher from Dart Crossings
Firebobby, a proper dashboard.
Bing Xmas Dinner with Nicola Sturgeon, (somewhere in Europe).
Stuartt - A pair of gloves to fit his shovel hands

There - I think I've just about insulted everyone !

I've just asked for some oil (...before PVR says it !) :wink:

And I was just beginning to like you, slick
Could have least got me some Pledge oke:

 

[buzyg]

For Marlon a Poll dancer.

For sp3ctre a Z5.

 

[Smartbear]

For Marlon a Poll dancer.

For sp3ctre a Z5.

I demand a recount :lol:
Rob

 

[buzyg]

For Marlon a Poll dancer.

For sp3ctre a Z5.

I demand a recount :lol:
Rob

For Smartbear a recount.

There you go. :wink:

 

[srhutch]

I think Lynchy's hoping for an AA Road Atlas.
Mr Wilks an extra Double Garage and more parking space
PVR a new joke book, having exhausted the last one a long time ago.
Taz, a Fisons Grow Bag and a cupholder
SRHutch, a £20 Christmas Voucher from Dart Crossings
Firebobby, a proper dashboard.
Bing Xmas Dinner with Nicola Sturgeon, (somewhere in Europe).
Stuartt - A pair of gloves to fit his shovel hands

There - I think I've just about insulted everyone !

I've just asked for some oil (...before PVR says it !) :wink:

:lol:

Luckily not had any communication from them for some time, even when I forgot to pay

 

[paulgs1000]

For Marlon a Poll dancer.

Now that's clever . . .