first date

[pvr]

Lunch on you then?

 

[Woots]

Right im beyond intrigued now...
I need to know!!

 

[Stuart Truman]

Bing, is this hidden knowledge worth lunch for PVR? Somehow I feel a massive anti-climax coming along

 

[pvr]

Hmm - I would not use the word "anti climax" though

 

[Woots]

Does bing want to unload something....

 

[Stuart Truman]

We're heading for the gutter faster than an M with bald tyres and traction control off. On a wet road.

 

[Bing]

Saying nothing

 

[Woots]

Thing is, none of this was my doing either..
Im more of a victim for not knowing rather than the instigator

 

[Bing]

I am not sure quite what you're trying to do there, but it's not working :wink:

 

[Stuart Truman]

I am not sure quite what you're trying to do there, but it's not working :wink:

Woots and I are just suffering a curiosity attack. PVR's fishing for a free lunch. None of us getting anywhere

 

[Bing]

Because I care for your feelings... I made a comment about marriage's effect on BJs that was a little too... personal... for a public forum. Though it was not explicit

There - curiosity partially satisfied ?

 

[wiseguy]

So, to get back on topic and then take it into the gutter... is it possible to tell, just from looking at her, that a woman will deliver a skilled and enthusiastic BJ ? Can you tell by the way she reacts to your car ?

There's only one way to tell before your're intimate with her. Take her to a comedy club. If the comedian tells a BJ joke, and he's funny, one of 2 things will happen: either she'll laugh or she'll smack her gums, look disgusted, and sigh. If she laughs, you're golden. If she smacks, RUN! Like your a.. is on fire and the nearest water is a mile away. :evil:

Ladies, the same applies to men...

 

[Carol M]

Why do I feel like I'm eavesdropping in the men's club? :lol:

 

[wiseguy]

That was from a comic bit by Joe Rogan. Maybe he's not so well-known in the Isles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6lBTLKVNXY

It should go without saying, but don't listen to this at work.

 

[jimbo1958]

My last first date was 25 years ago - been married 22 now

My first date with my wife was in 1978.

And I'll feel even older soon when Tom, Woots and Adamski tell me they weren't even born then.

 

[Bing]

My last first date was 25 years ago - been married 22 now

My first date with my wife was in 1978.

And I'll feel even older soon when Tom, Woots and Adamski tell me they weren't even born then.

I was only 5 - had my first crush on a girl when I was 5. I liked her hair

 

[Derby Z4]

You started young didn't you Bing :wink:

 

[Liam-O]

My last first date was 25 years ago - been married 22 now

My first date with my wife was in 1978.

And I'll feel even older soon when Tom, Woots and Adamski tell me they weren't even born then.

In 1978 my dad wasn't even an adult

 

[Woots]

My last first date was 25 years ago - been married 22 now

My first date with my wife was in 1978.

And I'll feel even older soon when Tom, Woots and Adamski tell me they weren't even born then.

lol...my mum was 11 in 78

 

[jimbo1958]

My last first date was 25 years ago - been married 22 now

My first date with my wife was in 1978.

And I'll feel even older soon when Tom, Woots and Adamski tell me they weren't even born then.

In 1978 my dad wasn't even an adult

My last first date was 25 years ago - been married 22 now

My first date with my wife was in 1978.

And I'll feel even older soon when Tom, Woots and Adamski tell me they weren't even born then.

lol...my mum was 11 in 78

Cheers for that guys...I knew I should of kept quiet. :-(


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