Feckwit parking

[Chris_D]

My good ladyfriend Laura is the BEST defensive parker I know... :lol:
We should all follow her example

 

[buzyg]

In a massive Ka like that, you would expect people to understand. :wink:

 

[TitanTim]

My good ladyfriend Laura is the BEST defensive parker I know... :lol:
We should all follow her example
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Theres no way you could park like that in the UK, either an instant £70 council fine, clamp or your motor keyed.

I received a slapped wrist warning from the local council on my works car park for parking the Z3 slightly over the white line, do it again I would receive a £70 fine. Annoyingly I park against a wall so its not like I'm taking an adjacent space :x



Tim.

 

[buzyg]

My good ladyfriend Laura is the BEST defensive parker I know... :lol:
We should all follow her example
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Theres no way you could park like that in the UK, either an instant £70 council fine, clamp or your motor keyed.

I received a slapped wrist warning from the local council on my works car park for parking the Z3 slightly over the white line, do it again I would receive a £70 fine. Annoyingly I park against a wall so its not like I'm taking an adjacent space :x



Tim.

Sounds like bureaucracy gone mad again.

 

[RustyZ4]

It is pretty crap parking, but I have mentioned more than once about the size of parking bays, I know if you can shuffle each space a few inches, you will get another car in at the end of the row, but some of them are ridiculously small

 

[Nanu]

My good ladyfriend Laura is the BEST defensive parker I know... :lol:
We should all follow her example
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Yep, looking as she does I would forgive her for parking like that. (Or any other indiscretions)

 

[Chris_D]

My good ladyfriend Laura is the BEST defensive parker I know... :lol:
We should all follow her example
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Yep, looking as she does I would forgive her for parking like that. (Or any other indiscretions)

You don't know the half of it, she gets away with blind murder sometimes!

 

[john-e89]

My good ladyfriend Laura is the BEST defensive parker I know... :lol:
We should all follow her example
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I can’t work it out between you two, are you gay or is she a lesbian Chris..?

 

[enzed4]

Spotted this one today. Reckon they qualify for this thread. :roll:

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This is where every other road user rolls their eyes and says "Typical F@cking BMW driver" :x

 

[Chris_D]

My good ladyfriend Laura is the BEST defensive parker I know... :lol:
We should all follow her example
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I can’t work it out between you two, are you gay or is she a lesbian Chris..?

Just bezzies John darling.
:wink: :lol:

 

[john-e89]

My good ladyfriend Laura is the BEST defensive parker I know... :lol:
We should all follow her example
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I can’t work it out between you two, are you gay or is she a lesbian Chris..?

Just bezzies John darling.
:wink: :lol:

You’ll do for me honey... :wink:

 

[firebobby]

I can’t work it out between you two, are you gay or is she a lesbian Chris..?

Just bezzies John darling.
:wink: :lol:

You’ll do for me honey... :wink:
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[Chris_D]

Just bezzies John darling.
:wink: :lol:

You’ll do for me honey... :wink:
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We need a steam roller emoji because just drives that baby through everything

Have u been at the real ale Fred?
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[firebobby]

You’ll do for me honey... :wink:
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We need a steam roller emoji because just drives that baby through everything

Have u been at the real ale Fred?
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Get to bed and yes, I have had a few

 

[Adil_3]

Im the dude that parks in the far back and talks a longer walk regardless of the weather away from all other drivers. Trust me that extra 2 min walk is better than coming back to dings and scratches all over your vehicle

 

[firebobby]

Im the dude that parks in the far back and talks a longer walk regardless of the weather away from all other drivers. Trust me that extra 2 min walk is better than coming back to dings and scratches all over your vehicle

Even then, how many times do you return to your car and some twot has parked right beside you :roll:

 

[Adil_3]

Im the dude that parks in the far back and talks a longer walk regardless of the weather away from all other drivers. Trust me that extra 2 min walk is better than coming back to dings and scratches all over your vehicle

Even then, how many times do you return to your car and some twot has parked right beside you :roll:

Many, However for the short time that I'm in a store or wherever I'm going, I slightly at ease until I return. At the end of the day I know that Ive done my bit to maintain and take care of my vehicle

 

[Chris_D]

Im the dude that parks in the far back and talks a longer walk regardless of the weather away from all other drivers. Trust me that extra 2 min walk is better than coming back to dings and scratches all over your vehicle

Even then, how many times do you return to your car and some twot has parked right beside you :roll:

Many, However for the short time that I'm in a store or wherever I'm going, I slightly at ease until I return. At the end of the day I know that Ive done my bit to maintain and take care of my vehicle

My philosophy too.
If you consider that it's not only the dent-happy gonzoids who park next to you, but also the hords of handbag swinging, key swirling, shopping bag lugging, zipped raincoat wearing, dead body in a roll of carpet dragging nobtwonks that scithe through the car park, sliming past your p&j depositing all manner of non-desirable depositions, dents and detritus that parking in the furthermost spot, or even as I prefer, a country mile of my destination makes absolute sense, if not convenience.
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