Eww @ the X4 and eww @ Alison's tramp stamp

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Chris_D

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BMW are making some truly hideous looking cars these days IMO and poor old Scott Smith in sunny Southern California is trying to cope with selling them via the spurious and various nefarious aesthetic charms of Alison. That tramp stamp, that fake tan, ewwww. That car, ewwwww.
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Hideous car..... Amongst a few of the BMW offerings...

Although to be fair i would break the hips off the bint...
 
Pretty grim reporting but there are some classic rear lines that make up for it.
 
I totally agree on the car, there was a red one in my village and it really was gross! But Alison? Are you drunk fella?! She may not be a Laura, but I certainly would.... three times!
I'm starting to see why you're single matey :poke:
 
Pastry said:
I tidally agree on the car, there was a red one in my village and it really was gross! But Alison? Are you drunk fella?! She may not be a Laura, but I certainly would.... three times!
I'm starting to see why you're single matey :poke:
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I didn't say I wouldn't did I? lol
She just doesn't compare to Trish on looks or class imo.
I hope Trish hasn't run away or maybe Scott bumped her off and disposed of the body in the desert or something. I dunno. We should put out a missing persons bulletin, an APB and Rupert the bear should be informed....
 
Can you let it go about Trish, just drop it! I don't need people come sniffing around my cellar :wink:
That said, Id make room for for Alison too :evil: :guns: :w00t:
 
I was starting to see the charm from several angles - the car was sort of OK as well. :P
As for the tattoos, everyone has them now, even people who are old enough to know better...
Cheers, Dave
 
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