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[enuff_zed]

Did you know that a wedding dress is white because it matches the colour of the other domestic appliances :evil:

Well as we're already way off topic:
What does it mean if your wife comes out of the kitchen moaning?
The chain is too long.

With apologies to Sars for the 1970s approach.

 

[mcbutler]

Did you know that a wedding dress is white because it matches the colour of the other domestic appliances :evil:

Well as we're already way off topic:
What does it mean if your wife comes out of the kitchen moaning?
The chain is too long.

With apologies to Sars for the 1970s approach.

Lets see just how far off topic we can get on a wet sunday

 

[Pondrew]

You have a metal wife??? :?

Of course not. She has small magnets secreted on her body (she thinks they are hearing aids)