Er, any fellas here had the 'exam' at the docs

markeg said:
Sorry if anyone is offended by introducing humour into the situation :roll: I have had it done, so can speak from experience when i say it is a quick and simple procedure, nothing to worry about - it's not as if the whole hand is inserted, it's a "digital" examination checking for abnormality.

Now, a colonoscopy..... That's invasive.
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It's all good Mark, My wife's laughing at me reminding me what check ups they have every year........yadda yadda :rofl:
 
johnbirt said:
Had it a few years back as well as camera insertion at both ends. They were kind enough to do the stomach first. The news there is no problem makes up for any discomfort.

None of 'em pleasant. Ignore the old hands on the shoulders joke nicked from Ben Elton. Easy to laugh when you aren't on the receiving end.

If you psyche yourself to try your best to relax and keep telling yourself it will be over fairly quickly, which it will, you will be fine. Deep breathing and repeatedly telling yourself it won't last long is the best help.

Friend of mine had it a while back and was due for another last week but refused it as many consider it un-necessarily invasive and not exactly conclusive. He had the blood tests as well and yet they still wanted to do the physical exam as well and he wasn't for having it again.

He was offered an MRI scan instead and is having it tomorrow, well in fact looking at the clock, its today.

Many tests these days are far from foolproof. For example X-ray will often not pick up lung cancer as recently exposed on an ITV program and a MRI scan should really be offered if in doubt. Unfortunately rarely given in UK without asking.
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Cheers I'll pucker up for it on this occasion, look out the window and think of well, anything else :oops:
 
You only need worry if the exam room has lowered lights. Candles burning and a bottle of red wine on the cart. :o
 
richiez4 said:
I wouldn't worry about the check up. But would definitely recommend you get checked out. My father didn't and died from prostate cancer just over a week ago. Not trying to scare you but the check up is definitely the easy part.
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Richie, seriously all joking aside I'm really sorry to hear that, my condolences. I'm getting the check as my fathers just come through treatment for it. It's definitely one of those things you cannot ignore. Regards
 
richiez4 said:
I wouldn't worry about the check up. But would definitely recommend you get checked out. My father didn't and died from prostate cancer just over a week ago. Not trying to scare you but the check up is definitely the easy part.
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I'm so sorry to hear that. Just lost my mom too. :(
Condolences to you & your family
 
I've had a 6ft Norwegian with a rubber glove up my bum during a medical ........

Worryingly OK ..... no probs at all, just bend over and get on with it, takes 2 mins or less :D
 
Several years ago I was getting blood in my stools and went to the Dr. Too embarrased to say exactly what the problem was, I said I get blood when I go to the toilet.

He suggested a urine test so I had to make it clear which action I meant.

Next thing I was on the couch with my kegs down and a rubber glove on his hand.

He said just let it (ringpiece) relax like I was passing a stool. He put his finger up to see if anything was swollen (I think thats what they're checking for).

He instantly said all was fine and gave me some cream instead.

I also did computer work for this Dr and could never stop thinking "you've had your finger up my arse".

Sure its embarrasing, but you really have to look past last. It take probably less than a minute...seconds even, and its painless (some might find it enjoyable!).
 
Interesting - my dad has prostate cancer but it has never been suggested that I should be tested ...
 
pvr said:
Interesting - my dad has prostate cancer but it has never been suggested that I should be tested ...
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Sorry to hear that P. My father in law had it and made a complete recovery so don't give up hope.
(His was detected by 'the exam')

I would make an appointment with doc if I were you.
 
It's no problem GPO - no more a hassle than many other tests.

Wait 'till your 50+, doesn't seem to matter what your symptoms , they want to test by inserting something into an orifice - you wait and see. . . . the camera's ok it's the lighting crew that smarts!

It is reassuring though when they can give you the 'thumbs up' - :evil: sorry - had to slot it in :evil: must stop this. . .

The test your having is fine - it's over in seconds. :thumbsup:
 
Should all be over in a matter of seconds really. Just try and relax and take some deep breaths. They will use jelly to make it as comfy as poss.
 
Carol M said:
pvr said:
Interesting - my dad has prostate cancer but it has never been suggested that I should be tested ...
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Sorry to hear that P. My father in law had it and made a complete recovery so don't give up hope.
(His was detected by 'the exam')

I would make an appointment with doc if I were you.
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Pvr I agree with Carol, get it checked just for your peace of mind. Unfortunately I have it but honestly, it isn't stopping me getting on with life.

Don't worry OP, it's a straightforward process. However You're probably more concerned as to the results so fingers crossed, buddy.
 
RubyBlueZ4MC said:
Should all be over in a matter of seconds really. Just try and relax and take some deep breaths. They will use jelly to make it as comfy as poss.
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any particular flavour?
 
pvr said:
Interesting - my dad has prostate cancer but it has never been suggested that I should be tested ...
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It's a common condition in the elderly and rarely heritable (most die with it, not from it). There are some genetic associations that predispose to Ca prostate at an early age (at least one of the BRCA genes that are associated with familial Ca breast carries an increased risk of Ca prostate) so perhaps those here with a family history are suspected of carrying an abnormally high genetic risk? I would suggest all men over 60 should consider screening by DRE and PSA measurement as it carries little morbidity and may allow detection at an earlier age.
OP, if the doc says, "Look mum, no hands" you should probably get off the couch asap :P
 
markeg said:
RubyBlueZ4MC said:
Should all be over in a matter of seconds really. Just try and relax and take some deep breaths. They will use jelly to make it as comfy as poss.
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any particular flavour?
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Vodka, definitely vodka :D
 
kevinmarkwhite said:
... I also did computer work for this Dr and could never stop thinking "you've had your finger up my arse"...
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In the military, we used to meet our doctors socially (same "club", so to say) and I used to think that was more of a problem for them, maintaining discretion despite the levels of inebriation :D
 
BMWZ4MC said:
pvr said:
Interesting - my dad has prostate cancer but it has never been suggested that I should be tested ...
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It's a common condition in the elderly and rarely heritable (most die with it, not from it). There are some genetic associations that predispose to Ca prostate at an early age (at least one of the BRCA genes that are associated with familial Ca breast carries an increased risk of Ca prostate) so perhaps those here with a family history are suspected of carrying an abnormally high genetic risk? I would suggest all men over 60 should consider screening by DRE and PSA measurement as it carries little morbidity and may allow detection at an earlier age.
OP, if the doc says, "Look mum, no hands" you should probably get off the couch asap :P
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Actually make that all men over 50
 
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