Embarrassing things I have done....

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Nondizzyblonde

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 Leicestershire
........ don't worry it will stay amongst the zeddies so share away.

Personally I have ( amongst other things ) :

1. Tried to clean my own hand with a Karcher after cleaning the patio. I couldn't feel my hand for half an hour !
2. Wiped my front bottom with a Dettol wipe as there was no toilet paper, resulting in chemical burns - my department colleagues are still laughing about this now.
3. Thought that Sierra Leone was in Central America until very recently ( and I am pretty good at Geography ). To be fair it does 'sound' like it should be.
4. On being a newly qualified teacher taught a class of 16 year old, which isn't embarrassing in itself, having the button on my wrap skirt go resulting in me standing there in my tights and knickers.
5. Told a very accomplished pianist friend and music buff, over dinner at his house, that I had been to see a performance of Carmen "which is an opera".

Sometimes I think the bleach has seeped through to my brain *sigh*
 
Spraying my balls with deep heat accidentally after straining my groin! Wowza....

When I was 17 I tried to get brake dirt off my clio alloys with a kitchen scowler cloth... destroyed them :headbang:

Im a prolific sleep walker.... Once at uni I was in bed with my x girlfriend and heard a noise and tried to climb out the window... completely stark bollock naked with just a pair of shoes on...

I was at Cheshire oaks a few weeks ago and a women who looked exactly like my girlfriend (from behind) was looking at winter coats... (my gf had been pissing about all day looking and not buying) so I turned to her and said 'for god sake why the hell are you looking at winter coats its getting into summer' the women turned round looked at me with a face of thunder :headbang:
 
Nondizzyblonde said:
........ don't worry it will stay amongst the zeddies so share away.

Personally I have ( amongst other things ) :


2. Wiped my front bottom with a Dettol wipe as there was no toilet paper, resulting in chemical burns - my department colleagues are still laughing about this now.
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I once had the worse case of the turtles head in the local Asda so rushed to the bog, found an empty cubicle and sat down, a few moments later I heard female voices and it dawned on me I was in the wrong toilet. I waited a while for the voices to go so I could sneak out but they didn't, it turned out the other 2 cubicles were out of order so by now there was a queue of desperate ladies waiting for the loo. imagine my embarrassment and the looks I got as I sheepishly emerged from the cubicle, you could hear a pin drop :oops: since then I always check I'm in the right toilet :)
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Got marched out of Mcdonald's in Dublin by two bouncers after accidently going into the ladies for a pee :oops:
Wife and friends just laughed and stayed in eating their burgers !
In my defence i'd had 25+ pints of Guinness :dizzy:
 
I remember working on a 3 day workshop where each member of the team delivering the workshop all assumed another member was producing the handouts/posters/etc. Started work on Monday morning, and didn't get any meaningful sleep until Thursday evening. The embarrassing part was being woken up at 6am (after only getting into bed at 5:30am) to be informed they needed some stuff for the first session of the day. What I didn't notice, and nobody told me until 10am was that I was sitting at the computer in the 'office' in my underwear (I'd been assigned a 2 room suite in a hotel for the week, so I could use one room as a workspace whilst the workshop was ongoing). :oops:

I also remember on my first big bender at the tender age of 17, queueing up for the toilet, when I felt sick. Couldn't get through the throng of people waiting, so turned around the chucked up out of a window. 30 seconds later a bouncer covered in vomit charged up the stairs looking for the culprit :oops:
 
Nondizzyblonde said:
2. Wiped my front bottom with a Dettol wipe as there was no toilet paper, resulting in chemical burns - my department colleagues are still laughing about this now.
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We've all done it!

I once put my trousers on with the night before's pants stuck in one of the legs. The pants made an appearance about halfway through the following morning at school. Scarred for life.

I also remember being at a house party in a crowded kitchen - saw something slipping off the table in my peripheral vision so went to grab it and somehow managed to punch a stack of about 20 china plates downwards onto a tiled floor. It literally stopped the party dead and any hope of impressing the dozen or so girls in the kitchen immediately went out of the window (although I guess some of them might have been impressed at my spontaneous kung fu skills).
 
Seeing (what I thought was) a polystyrene block, running up with the biggest kick aiming to launch it into orbit.......

Imagine by surprise and pain and when it failed to move. It was actually a breeze block that had been painted white. :oops:

A few weeks in plaster ensured lesson learnt.
 
4 years ago i put £40 of unleaded in our diesel Touareg on boxing day afternoon 2pm at the fuel station next to Manchester arena :cry:
The car shut itself down within 100yards leaving us stranded mid turn at the lights near the CO-OP building :?
Traffic chaos ensued for around 2 hours :wink: i no longer shop & avoid town centres whenever possible after spending the 2 hours wondering WTF i was there when i despise both :thumbsup:
 
When I was in college I was waiting for my mum to pick me up, saw the car parked outside the college went opened the door sat inside, and turned round and realised it was someone else..the poor lady looked s**t scared. But it was the exact same car and colour as my mums... :oops:
 
Stark said:
Went to a posh nightclub and upon buying my tickets, asked for '2 adults please'.....
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Haha my favourite so far!

I went out on New Years with mates and after a few too many vino's while in rounds with my OH and her best friend, I was £90 lighter and woke up the next day in my pants in the spare room.

Apparently I told my OH and her friend in the taxi on the way home that they were "tight" and I had bought all the drinks all night. Quite the awkward moment I'm told! Especially that it turns out I was buying myself drinks between rounds which explains a lot.

The OH's friend and I haven't spoken since.
 
When I was DJing, I once ejected the wrong CD from the decks - i.e. I ejected the one that was playing..... the club went silent, and everyone pointed and stared :oops:

I once organised a forum meet for a Saturday (they're normally on a Sunday), and subsequently forgot it was a Saturday run. I must be the only person who hasn't turned up for their own meet!


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mjgerrard said:
Stark said:
Went to a posh nightclub and upon buying my tickets, asked for '2 adults please'.....
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Haha my favourite so far!

I went out on New Years with mates and after a few too many vino's while in rounds with my OH and her best friend, I was £90 lighter and woke up the next day in my pants in the spare room.

Apparently I told my OH and her friend in the taxi on the way home that they were "tight" and I had bought all the drinks all night. Quite the awkward moment I'm told! Especially that it turns out I was buying myself drinks between rounds which explains a lot.

The OH's friend and I haven't spoken since.
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Haha ,that so reminds me of a wedding do i was at in my early 20's , lots of friends there staying over & into the evening a pal scooted over to declare his "good news" :roll: "ive found a wad in car park with £100 in so i'm getting them in " , , , & so on until it was gone , , ,, morning after comes & we have to check out of the hotel & he realises that the money he found & subsequently blew on playing Mr Big was his own :P :P :P
 
Adamski said:
When I was DJing, I once ejected the wrong CD from the decks - i.e. I ejected the one that was playing..... the club went silent, and everyone pointed and stared :oops:

Did something similar when CD's were the new big thing..went to a hotel where there was a exibition and the room had a load of cd players around the perimeter and about a hundred people all sat listening to some Mozart.me being a bit of a button presser starts pressing buttons on this particular cd player and the music stopped and everyone turned to look at the idiot wo had turned it off..I mean it wasnt marked up or anything so how was I to know.. I could have curled up and died.


Oh and I also stuck a garden fork through my foot when I was ten after taking it off my cousin saying he will stick it through his foot
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At my Confirmation, queuing up rehearsing my lines in my head etc. It was my turn, concentrating so hard on the steps immediately in front of the Bishop, and spotting where I was going to kneel, I missed the rogue single step about 10 foot in front of the others. Cue me suited and booted sliding all the way along the alter eventually head butting the Bishop on his knee. About 100 people rushed to my aid, I obviously just wanted to brush myself down and get away as fast as possible, not really feeling the physical pain at that particular juncture. I bolted straight out the back of the church leaving my family to enjoy the remainder of the ceremony. Unbeknowns to me the whole thing was captured on film and I featured in the officially released video. My Mum only went and bought the VHS!
 
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