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[slick]

Police stations in coffee shops? Surely a recipe for an eternal tea break?.......Whatever next.......Doctors Surgery in the local butchers?

 

[micz4]

I worked for a Volvo dealer many decades ago and a middle-aged chap walked across the forecourt,past 20 used Volvos with Volvo flags flying;he entered the showroom with four new cars on display and big silver Volvo signs and asked one of my colleagues,"is this the Volvo dealership?".He replied,completely deadpan,"no this is the fruit and veg shop;the Volvo dealers are on the other side of the road with the apples on display". Luckily,the chap saw the funny side of it