Under our new social/cultural rules enforced by cancel culture, Elliot Page is now a man (because he decided) and as we all know trans men are men and should be treated as a man, their vagina is a mans vagina so.... I have some questions, can anyone help me?
Is Elliot's wife (previously a lesbian woman married to a lesbain woman) now just a straight woman?
Is Elliot (previously a lesbian woman married to a lesbian woman) now just a straight man?
Given that Elliot plays a female character in The Umbrella Academy is this just another example of a straight white man stealing jobs from the oppressed?
Should Elliot be cancelled for oppressing women by stealing their jobs?
If Elliot commits a crime do we send him to a male prison and try him as a male therefore more harshly?
Should we just take off and nuke the site from orbit?
Is Elliot's wife (previously a lesbian woman married to a lesbain woman) now just a straight woman?
Is Elliot (previously a lesbian woman married to a lesbian woman) now just a straight man?
Given that Elliot plays a female character in The Umbrella Academy is this just another example of a straight white man stealing jobs from the oppressed?
Should Elliot be cancelled for oppressing women by stealing their jobs?
If Elliot commits a crime do we send him to a male prison and try him as a male therefore more harshly?
Should we just take off and nuke the site from orbit?


