Drunken Shuttle Astronauts

[skelters]

So you're about to sit behind an estimated 37million bhp Space Shuttle costing billions to develop and maintain.

Would you have a drink?

It's not as if you're going to get done for speeding is it?

Who's going to pull you over!

 

[sp3ctre]

So you're about to sit behind an estimated 37million bhp Space Shuttle costing billions to develop and maintain.

Would you have a drink?

It's not as if you're going to get done for speeding is it?

Who's going to pull you over!

Well I'm not gonna get in one of those bloody things sober now, am I???!

 

[WLH]

I saw a lift off once from about 75 miles away...
What an awsome sight... 8)

 

[Rick Hunter]

Hell... what better way is there to test the autopilot / computer systems? It's the real flight... no need to simulate drunkenness for the real flight, yeah?

 

[Kdawg]

That's probably the only way they'd get me to strap myself to 535,000 gallons of liquid hydrogen, knowing that there's a 7.5% chance I'm not going to make it back in one piece.

:gmb:

 

[O6-Z4]

That's probably the only way they'd get me to strap myself to 535,000 gallons of liquid hydrogen, knowing that there's a 7.5% chance I'm not going to make it back in one piece.

:gmb:

but imagine the acceleration form that thing

 

[20ducks]

and the view.

 

[20ducks]

Now here is an exclusive club: the 275 mile high club! :cpilot:

 

[zee42]

So you're about to sit behind an estimated 37million bhp Space Shuttle costing billions to develop and maintain.

Would you have a drink?

It's not as if you're going to get done for speeding is it?

Who's going to pull you over!

Well I'm not gonna get in one of those bloody things sober now, am I???!

I hear ya!....pop that top and push the button

 

[flyboyaj]

I had a photo of the last shuttle launch from the space station, but I can't find it... I'll keep looking. It was really kewl!

 

[zee42]

Hey flyboy...........show them the picture you have of your flight equipment...you know the one with the beer can on each side and the straw :lol: and the belt for instant refills while in flight

 

[flyboyaj]

I have a better one that that. This is my personal flight attendant...

 

[zee42]

Yeah.....They just don't make em like that anymore

 

[20ducks]

News flash:

The suspected "drunken" astronauts were actually in training to be Northwest Airline pilot when the alleged NASA violations occured.



:evil: