dealer performance upgrades

zee42

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 I could tell you,But then I'd have to kill you!!
Went to ask the dealer about performance upgrades.
I was told they take out the cpu and send it off to be remapped and put it back in..........bottom line is 14extra hp for 800.00....what a rip :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
 
hell....I could take a good dump and gain 14 hp :lol:
 
Knowing zee42, his dumps would have stealth technology, thus we wouldn't be able to see it anyway. Death would come from the silent smell. :o

Don't you have a Gruppe intake, zee42? Doesn't that output some nice HP?

You could always put a stripe on your car to make it look faster...er... you already did that.

Oh... how about putting some ///M badges to make you feel faster? :lol:
 
Or, just take a tip from the Ricers and add a couple of "Performance Stickers", good for at least +50HP :thumbsup:
 
Rick Hunter said:
Knowing zee42, his dumps would have stealth technology, thus we wouldn't be able to see it anyway.

Oh NOOOO, is this turning into another "Chuck Norris" thread??! :lol:
 
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