#Dating file 101....free and single?? enter please

Taz x said:
aquazi said:
Taz x said:
Ruby, i tick all the boxes. Give me a call x
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:lol: problem is you probably wouldnt let her be a passenger in your car :poke:
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i think ruby knows the z4 passenger rules :) having said that she may leave long hairs everywhere - she would have to wear a hair net
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Er funny you should say that..it has been noted in the past...
 
Well this thread provided me with some smiles tonight ha, you don't imagine other people think into things as much as you do but clearly they do :D

Ruby, any gentleman would do all that as standard, without even thinking about it.
 
Byron what car were you in when you let her redline it?

Lol my main tip......don't rush into getting married, life really is not as fun....
If when you are single a hot girl offers you sex, go out of your way to do it, before I could drive a girl half offered me a threesome with her hot mate, they were both from Essex so very classy lol. But cos it would've been a bit of a mission to get there I didn't bother. Omg I regret it now! Although a year ago I caught up with her and she told me she was now a model and showed me her new breasts! They were nice!!!

And er yeah, that's it.....
 
twist944 said:
Woots said:
Although a year ago I caught up with her and she told me she was now a model and showed me her new breasts! They were nice!!!

And er yeah, that's it.....
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LMAO :rofl: :rofl:
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It was a modelling topless photo mind....she didn't just get them out on front of me.....I might still have the pics on my old laptop......
 
Machine monkey said:
Play scrabble I was round a mates house playing bord games. My wife walked into the room i knew there and then i had to go on a date withe her. By the end of that night i knew she was the one. So seriously play bord games :thumbsup:
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I thought you was going to say that whilst playing Scrabble she made the word "BLOWJOB" and it was then you knew she was the one for you.


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jimbo1958 said:
Machine monkey said:
Play scrabble I was round a mates house playing bord games. My wife walked into the room i knew there and then i had to go on a date withe her. By the end of that night i knew she was the one. So seriously play bord games :thumbsup:
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I thought you was going to say that whilst playing Scrabble she made the word "BLOWJOB" and it was then you knew she was the one for you.


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Apparently that stops when you are married though:(


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aquazi said:
jimbo1958 said:
Machine monkey said:
Play scrabble I was round a mates house playing bord games. My wife walked into the room i knew there and then i had to go on a date withe her. By the end of that night i knew she was the one. So seriously play bord games :thumbsup:
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I thought you was going to say that whilst playing Scrabble she made the word "BLOWJOB" and it was then you knew she was the one for you.


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Apparently that stops when you are married though:(


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You're not wrong there. :-)


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Woots said:
Byron what car were you in when you let her redline it?

Lol my main tip......don't rush into getting married, life really is not as fun....
If when you are single a hot girl offers you sex, go out of your way to do it, before I could drive a girl half offered me a threesome with her hot mate, they were both from Essex so very classy lol. But cos it would've been a bit of a mission to get there I didn't bother. Omg I regret it now! Although a year ago I caught up with her and she told me she was now a model and showed me her new breasts! They were nice!!!

And er yeah, that's it.....
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i was driving my TT S dsg.... its also pretty heavily modded.. coilovers, revo stage 2, turbo back exhaust, further extensive suspension mods like ARBs, bushings, camber arms... she caned the s**t out of that car!!! literally!!! what suprised me was i saw a genuine talent for driving quickly so.... ive decided to bring out the big boy and take her for a proper run :-) No way will she be driving however, we'd die rather quickly, her wreckless driving style was fine in the 4 wd TT, but would be a fast way to the grim reaper in my z4....

any pics of the models breasts??? lmao!!

also any pics of any other female on your harddrive..... share em!!! :-)

On a side note... this chick is awesome, taking things niiiicceee and slow and its going great :-) Sunday she gets a garage tour :-)

Cant lie.... im loving the dating game after nearly 2 years break BUT.... f**k, i forgot how expensive women are :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed:
 
RubyBlueZ4MC said:
A few things that I appreciate:
1. Hold doors open
2. In a restaurant be the one to ask for the table first (I am a confident girl but I like the guy taking the lead in this)
3. Never let the wine/water glass run too low - take initiative to top me up
4. I am traditional and believe the guy should pay for dinner on first date (and maybe even a few after).
5. Do not eat too fast and finish your meal way before mine
6. Make sure I get home ok
7. Do not make it obvious if you are checking out other girls boobs/bum etc (although feel free to check me out)
8. Carry my skis at all times
9. With regards to first kiss on first date - if it feels right do it. I think it would be obvious if it was not wanted.
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hold doors ? carry skis? fill water and wine glasses?
hahahha! - sounds like more like a butler :-)
 
Dating is obviously age related.............

As a young man I belived in all the stories about being nice, treating a girl like a lady, respecting her opinion, not making decisions without consulting them first ........
As a result I've ended up buying 2 girls houses .... :D

Rule 1)
A man ALWAYS pays for sex, just a question of how and when. Get over it .....

Rule 2)
Women are attracted to the person you are, then spend the next 5 years trying to change you into something else, then bugger off with someone who is the way you used to be ......
Be yourself ...... always

Rule 3)
Women view marriage as an acquisition process, in much the same way that blokes buy cars, if you dont believe this buy a subscrition to any Girls magazine ..... once the acquisition is complete, certain behaviours are no longer necessary .........hahahaha
The list is endless .....
Ensure you make it clear that a relationship is a day to day process

In summary ...... Id say that pay by the hour/day/month girl friends have a lot of advantages ......


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Lightning87 said:
@ beedub, when do we get to see a picture of you're danica patrick look-a-like ?? :P
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Loooool... Ok I'm game.... I really shouldn't but I will :-) when I get home tonight ill put a pic up :-)


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