#Dating file 101....free and single?? enter please

Beedub said:
Kryton said:
Beedub said:
Anyway.... heres some bullet points ive made Re the dating 101.

1/ ALWAYS hold your farts in.... you MAY suffer colon damage but... damn bro.. needs must.
2/ IMO the man should be paying BUT... girls take note, a girl that offers to pay her way for me in onto a winner, i will never accept but for some reason... its just makes the balance right....
3/ if you have difficultly holding a conversation with a particular person, id advise against cinema dates ect
4/ Defo not first date kisses imo.... i think this says the wrong thing, on BOTH sides ;-)
5/ If you have bad breath for god sake get to the bathroom and de-sanitise immediately.
6/ if you sense the girl or man is a complete nutter, note your exit route and be prepared to run like rick waller at a Chinese
buffet.
7/ On dates... sometimes we kinda dull down Who we are.... i call it, your sending your representative... imo this is a hard one but try and just be yourself... No this doesnt mean fart, burp and generally be a lout.....
8/ For christs sake DO NOT tell them you live with your mom, even if you do.... This IS the point to LIE!!!
9/ lastly i dont believe in out of your league comments, give it a go, whats the worst that can happen???
Any one had some new points to add???? WOOTS?? HIT me up with your dating DO's and DONTs :-)



so.... who's dating, whats gone good, whats gone bad, and how's it going in general??? Dont forget to add to my dating 101 list :-)
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As some on here know I'm a single chap and in reply to your points

1/ To much info and could be part of your problem?
2/ I've often had the offer of a free lunch etc but for me that just shows how desperate the lady is?
3/ I've no problem with conversation
4/ No first date kiss!! are you age 90?
5/ Should take care of this before you leave the house
6/ I have come across the odd 'nutter' i.e. those that think just because they stay the weekend it's a prelude to moving in!
7/ Just be yourself and don't talk about f*rts
8/ No problem
9/ Most of the lady's I date have this problem I think, and are just on the look out for a man that can give them a nice secure living, certainly for the youngest I've dated it was more about my car/house than me but I don't mind that :wink:
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I think you missed the lighted heart nature of the post, it's a piss take basically , your answering each bullet point, looooool ..., but on the last point.... If any chick is more interested in your car, or house.... Hell no...


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I'm glad it was of some value :wink: :)
 
Good comments. Just be yourself and trust your own judgement about anyone you meet. There are some as mad as a box of frogs with party hats on, but if you find they are blowing streamers as well...........
Look Out :exitright: If hot oil and fluffy animals come into your mind repeat action as before.
 
Tip #288: Have a mate on standby that calls you an hour into the date. If its going badly you can pretend its something urgent and you have to leave. If not simply don't answer :)
 
Play scrabble I was round a mates house playing bord games. My wife walked into the room i knew there and then i had to go on a date withe her. By the end of that night i knew she was the one. So seriously play bord games :thumbsup:
 
just take your time there are plenty out there, the special one will bE along..... and you can always take a few for a test ride even if your not intending to buy :wink:
 
inkey$ said:
Tip #288: Have a mate on standby that calls you an hour into the date. If its going badly you can pretend its something urgent and you have to leave. If not simply don't answer :)
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Good tip !!!!!


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Or a tip i have from my friend - after this happened to him...

If your date is older, but seems familiar use your gut instinct..... and get out of it (or cease the moment).... its probably an ex's mother :lol:
 
A few things that I appreciate:
1. Hold doors open
2. In a restaurant be the one to ask for the table first (I am a confident girl but I like the guy taking the lead in this)
3. Never let the wine/water glass run too low - take initiative to top me up
4. I am traditional and believe the guy should pay for dinner on first date (and maybe even a few after).
5. Do not eat too fast and finish your meal way before mine
6. Make sure I get home ok
7. Do not make it obvious if you are checking out other girls boobs/bum etc (although feel free to check me out)
8. Carry my skis at all times
9. With regards to first kiss on first date - if it feels right do it. I think it would be obvious if it was not wanted.
 
I used to take girls to a nice steakhouse on a first date. If she ordered the steak she was a keeper. if she ordered the ribs AND used her hands rather then spending 30 with a knife and fork to eat one rib she was a keeper. if she ordered a salad we didn't make it to dessert!
 
RubyBlueZ4MC said:
A few things that I appreciate:
1. Hold doors open
2. In a restaurant be the one to ask for the table first (I am a confident girl but I like the guy taking the lead in this)
3. Never let the wine/water glass run too low - take initiative to top me up
4. I am traditional and believe the guy should pay for dinner on first date (and maybe even a few after).
5. Do not eat too fast and finish your meal way before mine
6. Make sure I get home ok
7. Do not make it obvious if you are checking out other girls boobs/bum etc (although feel free to check me out)
8. Carry my skis at all times
9. With regards to first kiss on first date - if it feels right do it. I think it would be obvious if it was not wanted.
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Ah, someone with decorum :thumbsup:
 
RLiu said:
I used to take girls to a nice steakhouse on a first date. If she ordered the steak she was a keeper. if she ordered the ribs AND used her hands rather then spending 30 with a knife and fork to eat one rib she was a keeper. if she ordered a salad we didn't make it to dessert!
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nothing wrong with a girl ordering salad...the last thing you want is a closet fatty.
 
But thats just it! its the closet fatties that order salad. I need to know that she has a good metabolism ie can eat what she wants and burn it off!
 
well.... second date went really well...... really cool chick :-)

at the end of the food, she kindly offered to drive back to mine ( i drove us their in my car) so i could have another beer or 2.... awesome!!! we've been talking for a lil while so things are very relaxed and not too serious.... however back on the way to my house, i literally SHAT myself as this chick proceeded to flat out redline 2nd / 3rd gear :o :o :o ok this was a busy A road but i really shocked me.... however.... i turned to my right to see the hottest chick grinning ear to ear and i knew... YES........ this is going to be a fun start back into dating!!!

We ended up back at the house, a nice lil smooch on the sofa, without taking things too far :-) Awesome chick!!

For valentines day im going to book a box at the villa and have a executive piss up :-)

ROLL on more!! next time will be taking my nissan micra however :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
 
aquazi said:
Taz x said:
Ruby, i tick all the boxes. Give me a call x
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:lol: problem is you probably wouldnt let her be a passenger in your car :poke:
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i think ruby knows the z4 passenger rules :) having said that she may leave long hairs everywhere - she would have to wear a hair net
 
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