Dare i tempt fate????

PerryGunn said:
For those of you who've just joined us, welcome to 'How to speak Essex' lesson 1

Our series aims to allow you to gain the maximum enjoyment and understanding of programs such as TOWIE.

The next lesson will reveal the delights of the vajazzle and explore colloquialisms such as 'shitter' and 'reem'
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sweet jesus on a cracker i really dont want to see any penazzle (male equivalent of vajazzle) on jonny
 
GregZ4 said:
-Tom- said:
Fpmsl , yolo

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Now you've f**king well made me have to look on this f**king website http://www.internetslang.com.

Whatever the f**k happened to our f**king glorious f**king english f**king language?

Quid de irrumabu est?
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ha, took me such a long time to bother to work out what a lot of these stood for. Yolo was a newly learnt one, just not down with the kids
 
Jonny essex said:
f**k me, what has my simple thread f***ing turned into FFS :lol:
Anyway red roof tomoz, wish THEM luck!!!! :wink:
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Careful Jonny, don't hit people with 'advanced Essex', this is only the first lesson... :wink:
 
Lot of procreation in this thread... :D
Fingers crossed for a perfect roof job for you otherwise it sounds like you're gonna get all 'medieval on their asses'... :thumbsup:
 
Jonny essex said:
Georgio said:
Lot of procreation in this thread... :D
Fingers crossed for a perfect roof job for you otherwise it sounds like you're gonna get all 'medieval on their asses'... :thumbsup:
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Medieval, Roman, Pirate, drunk boxing, kung fu kid, ninja, He-man, Hulk, Tom & Jerry, Green lantern, Gangster, Robocop, Preditor, Star treks Khan, Darth vader, Texas Chainsaw, and worse of all "Super TED" on their arses!!!!! :lol:
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That seems a bit OTT IMO old boy!
 
Jonny essex said:
Georgio said:
Lot of procreation in this thread... :D
Fingers crossed for a perfect roof job for you otherwise it sounds like you're gonna get all 'medieval on their asses'... :thumbsup:
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Medieval, Roman, Pirate, drunk boxing, kung fu kid, ninja, He-man, Hulk, Tom & Jerry, Green lantern, Gangster, Robocop, Preditor, Star treks Khan, Darth vader, Texas Chainsaw, and worse of all "Super TED" on their arses!!!!! :lol:
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Ahem!

Jonny I'm not sure this forum is ready for that kind of f**king foulmouth language.

Reign it Old Boy, especially the S**er T*d sh**te :thumbsup:
 
An interesting thread. If a little short on gramma. :wink:

Did I read something about a mistake with a roof, at the beginning. :cry:
 
Jonny essex said:
I had to leave my Zed over night 65 miles away :cry: due not the guy not finishing on time
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Don't worry Jonny, I'm sure he looked after her... took her home with him... and enjoyed a nice long hoon on the way back to work this morning... :evil:
 
PerryGunn said:
Jonny essex said:
I had to leave my Zed over night 65 miles away :cry: due not the guy not finishing on time
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Don't worry Jonny, I'm sure he looked after her... took her home with him... and enjoyed a nice long hoon on the way back to work this morning... :evil:
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:cry:
 
Jonny essex said:
buzyg said:
An interesting thread. If a little short on gramma. :wink:

Did I read something about a mistake with a roof, at the beginning. :cry:
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I had to leave my Zed over night 65 miles away :cry: due not the guy not finishing on time for reasons that were not his fault so picking her up at 12pm then the pics :happyclap:
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Ok so 12pm has come and gone. I saw a black Audi A4 with a red roof today it looked awful!

Andi.
 
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