Dangerous Beer

[ronk]

I opened some Beer and was shocked when I found this in the middle of the pack! (At wrist level)
No signs of any liquid damage to the cardboard packaging nor any hint of the broken bottle had ever been filled. The bottle was clean and odour free.

The manufacturers response was that it had been broken in transit - here's £15 of vouchers. :thumbsdown:

I only complained to possibly prevent someone slicing their wrists if the packaging process is suspect.

 

[Nanu]

That will teach you for drinking Becks :rofl:

 

[ronk]

After I've redeemed the vouchers - no more!
They marketed their "Vier" version as a low alcohol version now its all 4% :thumbsdown:

 

[pvr]

So Ronk, not only were you that drunk that you can’t remember that you smashed the bottle, but also washed and dried it and then put it back? :lol:

 

[ronk]

Not on that pee water! :rofl:

 

[mmm-five]

After I've redeemed the vouchers - no more!
They marketed their "Vier" version as a low alcohol version now its all 4% :thumbsdown:

It's not like they've reduced the ABV in it, as 'vier' simply means 'four' anyway

If it gets much lower, they'll be able to sell it as an isotonic drink, like the 0.5% wheat beers are sold (which I drink a few of when I'm the designated driver on our German jaunts).

 

[ronk]

They did indeed market their Vier (4%) Version as lower alcohol alternative- now it’s all they offer!

The main thing I’m complaining about is broken bottle they packed - it had been packed in the box empty- but they wouldn’t listen! It could have been dangerous

Another for the weißen Bier - but the full fat stuff.

 

[Chris_D]

As a connossieur and leading authority on beer, I recommend Pißwasser as a equally crap but viable alternative to that soapy excuse you have been consuming.
Or you could up your game to a decent German beer such as Warsteiner perhaps.

 

[ronk]

I have a Franziskaner Weißier now!
(Keep the beck’s for visitors)