Damn, no whale penis leather! :(

sp3ctre

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:rofl:

Reminds me of the time I was having a pint in my local. A bloke asked if I wanted to buy a wallet.

"How much?" I said.

"£200" he replied, "and its a great deal".

"Thats a ridiculous price for a bloody wallet" I said...

"Ah but its special" he said, "made entirely out of surplus human foreskins".

"Well I still can't see how that justifies the price tag" I responded.

"Ah well theres the thing", he says, "its multi-functional; if you stroke it, it turns into a set of suitcases!".... :poke:
 
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