GreyZed said:
But it's the council! I don't have 4 hours to waste while three dudes stand around looking at my car doing a risk assessment for an hour before deciding it's tea break time then spending another half an hour putting the car on the ramp before going on their lunch for an hour and a quarter then coming back to spend another couple of hours before failing it on a bulb cos they don't keep any parts and aren't qualified to carry out repairs.
Ouch, guess you have had some bad experiences with council workers in the past

I can't speak personally for your council's workers or MOT testers, but from what I have heard about our council it takes no longer than any other test station to perform an MOT. Also the council doesn't do repairs as previously stated so why would you expect them to carry parts?
BTW I too also work for the council, but I certainly don't consider myself in the above category you mentioned, thank you