Clutch Linkage - Gearbox Replaced

Darren M said:
ali_b said:
Sorry to hijack but Kelly (KDS - Detalier) on PH recently put together some of Sittingbull / Nick Croft / Mikez328 / phantom56 / whateverhesignsonwithtomorrow best lines, its like a seasons review :

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=181&t=753142&mid=0&nmt=Detailers

Also check out is divorce advice on the PH lounge : http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=668540&hw=Mikez328&nmt=Urgent%20Help%20-%20Divorce%20related?

Im sure he'll be along soon to put me straight, but in the meantime, his very own smiley : :tumbleweed:

Dont ban him, its too much :lol:

Just grabbed a bag of popcorn and a Chianti and had a read of some of that stuff - that`s good shi* :). It is so obvious why he is so bitter now and also confirms some of my thoughts, for example, some time ago when he seemed to have a go at one of the female forum members - bit of a woman hater.

About the CSA. Sorry SB, one of the problems these days is folks get it on, produce some bastard pain in the arse kids, get divorced and expect the tax payers to foot the bill. You selected your wife, you chose to have kids. In most cases the kids stay with their mom and it`s only fair that the main earner pays a LOT towards the upbringing of the kids, NOT the taxpayer. I don`t care what your or your wife did, the fact is you chose to marry her and produce children. You made a bad choice, you paid for your mistakes and I`m all for the CSA getting every penny they can out of stupid people to fund the upbringing of their little tosspot kids who no doubt have turned into yobbo`s roaming the streets, snorting drugs and being a pain in the arse to society because their parents were stupid. YOu and your wife failed your children, have let them down. Every child deserves a loving family, a natural mother and father.

I find it quite amazing to hear the husband and wife stories, how they met etc. In most cases I never really see a story of true love and that`s one reason 33% or whatever it is % of marriages end in divorce. It`s more like "met this bird, she was alright, we got married and had children". Dare I say it but guys are stuupppid when it comes to women.

Interesting also to note SB worked with the Foreign and Commonwealth Office on a contractual basis. SB, as you are someone who hates bankers and the bank bailouts etc I`ll just say that Civil Service contractors are also known for sometimes earning waaaayyyy tooooooooo much ££££££ and can be seen as ripping off the tax payer. You seem to hate bankers so maybe.......

If anyone other than SB doesn`t like this post, maybe I`m serious, or maybe I`m just having a laarrrrf :P
But SB, don`t be so bitter. Life can be harsh and there are many lessons to learn but must be completely moved on from.

Hello "DarrenM". I have never read such absolute drivel in my life. Have you ever been hounded by the lilting Irish idiots who can't add 2+2 to make 4?

I am afraid that I have to respond to your ignorant comments, for the hundreds of thousands of decent fathers who have been totally robbed since 1993. I will quote your totally ignorant & deliberately prevocative comments:

"You selected your wife, you chose to have kids. In most cases the kids stay with their mom and it`s only fair that the main earner pays a LOT towards the upbringing of the kids, NOT the taxpayer. I don`t care what your or your wife did, the fact is you chose to marry her and produce children. You made a bad choice, you paid for your mistakes and I`m all for the CSA getting every penny they can out of stupid people to fund the upbringing of their little tosspot kids who no doubt have turned into yobbo`s roaming the streets, snorting drugs and being a pain in the arse to society because their parents were stupid"

I was a fast jet pilot with the RAF until 1991. My then wife decided, on the advice of her evil mother that she could exclude me from the (then) £120K home I had bought in 1987. Divorce ensued & the house was entirely signed over to her. A reasonable monthly maintenance of £330 (bear in mind this was in 1991!) was agreed. Then the CSA came along in 1993 & totally destroyed my ability to exist on my income. The Irish wasters cocked up (to the Government's advantage - funny old thing..) EVERY calulation they ever did. I'm now well out of it but I find your comments, which for whatever reason you have, to be a personal attack on me. I have two children, neither of which are "little tosspot kids who no doubt have turned into yobbo`s roaming the streets, snorting drugs and being a pain in the arse to society because their parents were stupid" I paid over £550 a month to the CSA for 15 years - but pratts like you just don't understand that under the CSA my children saw not one single penny of the money I was forced to pay! My payments went direct to the Labour Treasoury & all my kids got was bloody Child Benefit - directly to their mother who wasted it on getting pregnant my a horrible man & then trying to get me to pay for that child!

This is a motoring forum - not a social one. You deliberately & IGNORANTLY provoked for a response. You got one so just BUGGER OFF. Moron :fuelfire:

My son is an Architectural Glazing Design Engineer & my daughter is a Phsycologist.

What an absolute pratt you come across as DarrenM.
 
Sittingbull - dont be surprised if occasionally we attack/provoke you - you do so to us on a regular basis.

if you cant stand the heat stay out of the kitchen....
 
But you love it SittingBull, you wanted a response like mine hence why I gave you one. It was of course a wind up and your further response was so predictable. You defend your kids against my insulting words (planned I might add), yet you`ve insulted others here yourself, based on your own speculative thoughts. Annoys ya dunnit? Predictably you also felt the need to mention your own career

You seem to think you`re special or something,dishing it out but then becoming more annoyed than any other forum member has over your ramblings when you can`t take it yerself.
Sorry dude, you`re a fool and a tool, and I`m laughing all the way to the loo as I`ve just realised I need to peeeeeeeeeeee :thumbsup:

:lol:

Oh, you dug the hole you found yourself in, good on the CSA for taxing fools.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
Fast jet pilot my erse. The closest you've been to that is the rocket to the moon that your currently on. The gloves are well and truly off with you, you pompous, objectionable retard. Well done Darren, hook, line and sinker I think.
 
:hijacked: I think we should call the custard test on the 123d please.....................you all know what it is, I'd like a photo of a tin of birds custard sitting on the dash please.
 
Darren M said:
But you love it SittingBull, you wanted a response like mine hence why I gave you one. It was of course a wind up and your further response was so predictable. You defend your kids against my insulting words (planned I might add), yet you`ve insulted others here yourself, based on your own speculative thoughts. Annoys ya dunnit? Predictably you also felt the need to mention your own career

You seem to think you`re special or something,dishing it out but then becoming more annoyed than any other forum member has over your ramblings when you can`t take it yerself.
Sorry dude, you`re a fool and a tool, and I`m laughing all the way to the loo as I`ve just realised I need to peeeeeeeeeeee :thumbsup:

:lol:

Oh, you dug the hole you found yourself in, good on the CSA for taxing fools.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Of course you did dear. I took it up the A**S for 15 years & am more than happy now it's all over. Just wait until the CSA/Inland Revenue destroy your life.... :lol:
 
But it`s not all over, it`s one thing that has turned you into a bitter person - your ex-wife won.
BTW, I doubt your daughter is a psychologist because she would have sorted you out by now - or are you bouncing off of white walls as you type? :rofl: You`re an interesting psychological case

Talking about psychology, you typed '........directly to their mother who wasted it on getting pregnant my a horrible man &........'. Note the word "my" in that sentence. Was that a typo, or your sub-conscious mind? "my " as in "me" as in "I am a horrible man". Sit down on my couch Uncle Albert and tell me about yourself, my knowledge of psychology points to something other than a typo in that sentence :evil:

What makes ya think the CSA will come after me? I won`t dig myself into that hole to start with (okay, baiting over now) :)
 
you're such a pillock. Comes as absolutely no surprise to me that you're divorced but I am surprised you found someone else who can put up with your attitude. She must be either deaf or dog ugly!

Virtually every post I've read of yours on this forum and PH contains some kind of malice. I understand you're retired so I assume you're just bored. Can I suggest playing with a firearm or jogging on a motorway to pass the time?
 
MikeyC said:
you're such a pillock. Comes as absolutely no surprise to me that you're divorced but I am surprised you found someone else who can put up with your attitude. She must be either deaf or dog ugly!

Virtually every post I've read of yours on this forum and PH contains some kind of malice. I understand you're retired so I assume you're just bored. Can I suggest playing with a firearm or jogging on a motorway to pass the time?

She's as ugly as a pig chewing wasps with a pineapple up her arse. But she puts up with me & I love her. The last time I "played" with a firearm I was shot at by the Serbian police in Pale - just outside Sarajevo where all the Serbian war criminals have mansions (they missed - but I hit my target). and I disappeared to be collected by helicopter - rapidly.

I hold absolutely NO malice for any living being (not even you or your forum compatriots) or animal - quite the opposite. The wasp eaters cat caught a woodpecker this morning & I tried to give it the kiss of life - but to no avail.

I might very well be what the average illeterate & totally thick Briton calls a "pillock" but the British Government needs "pillocks" like me to do their dirty work. Bring the psychologist into that equation now. (You would not want to bump into me nor any of my ex-colleagues on a bad night when you've had one too many ) .

There is no malice intended. I tried to help, but it did not work. So be it. Ciow :D
 
How long does it take ya to inflate your lady each morning?

The psychologist in me finds the part you put in brackets more interesting instead.

Maybe you should keep quiet about Serbia etc, as you`ve mentioned the FCO and RAF I assume the OSA applies...or were you just a grunt?
 
SittingBull said:
ali_b said:
So what do you actually do then Sittingbull ?

FAC for US/RAF/NATO A/C.... Sitting on an internet 'phone in the mountains. I call in Spectre etc. It means nothing to you. :D

.........Likes the odd Tom Clancy novel as well it would seem
 
Darren M said:
How long does it take ya to inflate your lady each morning?

The psychologist in me finds the part you put in brackets more interesting instead.

Maybe you should keep quiet about Serbia etc, as you`ve mentioned the FCO and RAF I assume the OSA applies...or were you just a grunt?

You asked the questions so here are the answers, - & I personally don't give a s**t. That response is based on the thousands of "grunts" as you succinctly put it, who earn less than £20,000 for putting their lives on the line each day for pratts like you. I was a lowly Flt Lt, but the F&CO paid me over £86K (+ expenses) a year in 1997 to hunt down the Serbian Warlods, I did that very well

What is a "grunt" in your opinion? Presumablly that equates to a a moron? British soldiers are far more worthy than you. :o I commanded many men who I would have trusted my life for. What a w***er :rofl: !!
 
Andy said:
*snore*

can't we talk about gearboxes? it's truly a lot more exciting than this piffle.

here here!

he does like to talk about himself a lot. I've found that people who brag about themselves are usually full of crap.
 
Andy, you`re right, and I apologise for continuing to give him some of his own medicine with my carefully select "grunt" comment :poke: .

Uncle Albert,so predictable. Without wanting to bait you further, I`ll just say that putting ones life on the line is admirable, but in no way does it make one a "better person".
£20k isn`t a massive amount of money, but as long as people are willing to put their lves on the line for £20k, that is all they`ll get.
If you are bound by an OSA agreement, you`ve broken that my admitting what you admitted above
 
Anyway back to my problem with the car. Quick update before I disappear for a stag weekend. Just got the car back from the dealer, new gearbox and thrust bearing on warranty and new clutch paid for by me (part only). Result? The problem is still there and is worse than ever. I turned back round and the dealer is suitably embarrassed, back in next week. I'll get there in the end but it's a good job I love this car as I'm getting frustrated with BMW.
 
dgm said:
Anyway back to my problem with the car. Quick update before I disappear for a stag weekend. Just got the car back from the dealer, new gearbox and thrust bearing on warranty and new clutch paid for by me (part only). Result? The problem is still there and is worse than ever. I turned back round and the dealer is suitably embarrassed, back in next week. I'll get there in the end but it's a good job I love this car as I'm getting frustrated with BMW.

Bugger, will be interesting to see what they replace next! My old 3.0Si used to make more drivetrain noise than my M does for whatever reason. I noticed it when I first got it but it never really got worse over the 33000+ miles drove it for and the change from 1st to 2nd was more difficult sometimes. I never did get it looked at.
 
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