Close encounter of the cow kind!

That's not a close cow encounter, dowwn eeer in zummersetshire a cow ripping off your mirror using it as a back scratcher, or passionately mounting your boot (trunk) is not uncommon. Actually inappropriate mounting of all kinds is not that uncommon round here!

Oh and rag top owners beware, cows squirt about three feet from about head height when sat in a Zed!
 
one of the pictures might look good in the monthly photo competition, I enjoyed seeing them but I am a bit of a country boy
 
I feel for you mate, we have cattle drives here on the road to work, Spring and Autumn (yep, cattle drives with cowboys and dogs and quads all going down the road) Ours are usually at quitting time so the whole crew is po'd by the time we get out to the main road.

I really hate the green slimy sh*t that accumulates on the car as you push your way through..... :cry:
 
Wow - That had to smell so rich at - well - at the level you were sitting and - well - the wrong end of the cow at eye level. I can't seem to say it in print but having your head in close proximity to a manure factory has gotta be ripe. :o
 
why didn't you get them to moooove out of the way...................................sorry!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Happens all the time round here :D one tried mounting my friends Robin reliant back in the mid eighties very funny
 
A cow licked my car once - what a mess, their tongues are like sandpaper. :headbang:
 
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