Chavy?

Special Kay said:
I remember my favourite 'chavtastic modification'. A big rear window sticker with 'BACKDAFCUKUP' on. It accompanied a large portfolio of advertising vinyl on the car, namely Pioneer and Technics to add to his ON A MISSION front banner. That guy must've been a legend. I wanted to congratulate him and shake his hand in pure admiration

I wish I had taken a few pictures of the boys' at the tyre place cars today.
Bless 'em, they don't earn much, don't think they did too well at school, and are into their cars (sort of).
One has a 17 year old 2 litre petrol Audi A5 convertible, with 22 inch (ish) polished wheels and those tyres that sit an inch inside the rims (so look like they don't fit. Which they don't). A roll cage, (in a convertible, in yellow), hydraulic shocks that are on a pump so it slams to the ground when you stop and a paint job that I can't describe without pictures. It is so 'busy' I had to spend a few minutes to work out what model the car was. All painted, not wrapped.

The other lad has a 2002 325i E46 (again convertible) which has similar wheels to the Audrey, matt black paintwork (badly done), no rear seats, a huge gear lever (for drifting apparently) and looks a complete bag of shite.

I am going to have to go up there tomorrow to get a few pics. Chavtastic does not even begin to describe these lads.
 
Pondrew said:
Special Kay said:
I remember my favourite 'chavtastic modification'. A big rear window sticker with 'BACKDAFCUKUP' on. It accompanied a large portfolio of advertising vinyl on the car, namely Pioneer and Technics to add to his ON A MISSION front banner. That guy must've been a legend. I wanted to congratulate him and shake his hand in pure admiration

I wish I had taken a few pictures of the boys' at the tyre place cars today.
Bless 'em, they don't earn much, don't think they did too well at school, and are into their cars (sort of).
One has a 17 year old 2 litre petrol Audi A5 convertible, with 22 inch (ish) polished wheels and those tyres that sit an inch inside the rims (so look like they don't fit. Which they don't). A roll cage, (in a convertible, in yellow), hydraulic shocks that are on a pump so it slams to the ground when you stop and a paint job that I can't describe without pictures. It is so 'busy' I had to spend a few minutes to work out what model the car was. All painted, not wrapped.

The other lad has a 2002 325i E46 (again convertible) which has similar wheels to the Audrey, matt black paintwork (badly done), no rear seats, a huge gear lever (for drifting apparently) and looks a complete bag of shite.

I am going to have to go up there tomorrow to get a few pics. Chavtastic does not even begin to describe these lads.

:rofl: :rofl:
 
Pondrew said:
Special Kay said:
I remember my favourite 'chavtastic modification'. A big rear window sticker with 'BACKDAFCUKUP' on. It accompanied a large portfolio of advertising vinyl on the car, namely Pioneer and Technics to add to his ON A MISSION front banner. That guy must've been a legend. I wanted to congratulate him and shake his hand in pure admiration

I wish I had taken a few pictures of the boys' at the tyre place cars today.
Bless 'em, they don't earn much, don't think they did too well at school, and are into their cars (sort of).
One has a 17 year old 2 litre petrol Audi A5 convertible, with 22 inch (ish) polished wheels and those tyres that sit an inch inside the rims (so look like they don't fit. Which they don't). A roll cage, (in a convertible, in yellow), hydraulic shocks that are on a pump so it slams to the ground when you stop and a paint job that I can't describe without pictures. It is so 'busy' I had to spend a few minutes to work out what model the car was. All painted, not wrapped.

The other lad has a 2002 325i E46 (again convertible) which has similar wheels to the Audrey, matt black paintwork (badly done), no rear seats, a huge gear lever (for drifting apparently) and looks a complete bag of shite.

I am going to have to go up there tomorrow to get a few pics. Chavtastic does not even begin to describe these lads.

:worthless:
 
Any of the following

The stick on ‘BMW’ badges on headrests/seat
Coloured grill strips
Any raised ironing-board type rear spoiler
Those gash stick on puddle lights
Any fast & furious neon lighting
Bullet, spike or dice valve cover caps
Air ride
Stretched tires on ridiculously wide rims
Go faster stripes / any kind of racing stripes on a Z4
German number plate surrounds
Front splitters with the little control rods/arms that pretend the splitter is adjustable
 
I wondered what those were for, I thought it was to stop the splitter moving downwards due to the high down force at 280 mph.
 
enuff_zed said:
Stevo1987 said:
'My other car' is an Audi sticker, :poke: :P :D
There was only one sticker and I know you bought it

And next time I see it I’m changing ‘is an Audi’ to ‘works’.
:poke:
I’m m not sure re: your comment but my 35is is well and back on the road.
 
Stevo1987 said:
enuff_zed said:
Stevo1987 said:
'My other car' is an Audi sticker, :poke: :P :D
There was only one sticker and I know you bought it

And next time I see it I’m changing ‘is an Audi’ to ‘works’.
:poke:
I’m m not sure re: your comment but my 35is is well and back on the road.
I'll believe it when I see it.
 
Forgot to post.
Temporarily placed in position, needs some double sided tape.
Chrome head light surrounds.
Having a clear out i had forgot had bought them some years ago.
Just thought just too much silver on front.
Thought of re-blacking grille and lower intakes, if surrounds fitted.
Just can't be bothered now.
20240715_150506.jpg

By the way Samsung A54A phone has rubbish camera.

Close up. Inner head light mod looks like a fried egg.
l.jpg
 
its a no from me... generally, i try and dechrome the front of my cars, rather than adding more chrome... reminds me of that old saab with the chrome surrounds...

Untitled-1_0001_Layer+1.jpg

i do think blacking the grille and lower bumper inlets would look great though.
 
Back
Top Bottom