Car won't start - these are the lights

Okay, update… So, I've just tried to jumpstart it from a running engine. The battery reads 14v when connected to the live car. All electrics work as they should but when I turn the ignition it just *tick tick ticks*.

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I think you need to get a new battery in there mate.
Try the battery from the jumper car to confirm.
If ur unsure about hooking up a new batery, the golden rule is to start with the black lead when un-hooking and finish with the black lead when re-installing. You might get a small spark from the black lead but this is normal.
 
just get the new battery...these cars have very sensitive electric systems and do not like poor supply, you already know your battery is totally dead anyway so stop mincing about with jump leads, get the new battery in and go from there :thumbsup:
 
I like a good mince before I get to the action :)

The current battery has specs of 680 A and 74 Ah whereas my Honda has 45Ah / 400CCA

Before I start messing around swapping the battery over will the Honda one be powerful enough?
 
in a word. newp.
needs to be same or higher potential.
just go and buy a new battery and be done with it!
:poke:
 
Oh blimey. They don't make these things normal do they! Does anybody know what this tube is coming from the battery?!

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Never seen that before on a battery?!
 
breather hose. take the battery side out only and replace in your new battery when installed.
Go and buy that new battery. Do it now before I come over there and drag you by your nostril hair to the shop!
:headbang:
 
Chris_D said:
breather hose. take the battery side out only and replace in your new battery when installed.
Go and buy that new battery. Do it now before I come over there and drag you by your nostril hair to the shop!
:headbang:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just trying to wind you up. Nothing wrong with the car really :wink:

Thanks for your help with this. Just didn't want to buy a new battery only to find out that it had to have that breather hose hole, but it doesn't have to… Correct? I can just use the one that's currently there.
 
greencode said:
Chris_D said:
breather hose. take the battery side out only and replace in your new battery when installed.
Go and buy that new battery. Do it now before I come over there and drag you by your nostril hair to the shop!
:headbang:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just trying to wind you up. Nothing wrong with the car really :wink:

Thanks for your help with this. Just didn't want to buy a new battery only to find out that it had to have that breather hose hole, but it doesn't have to… Correct? I can just use the one that's currently there.
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You will all be pleased to know the problem is fixed. And yes you were all correct - it was the battery :wink: I'm going to monitor the replacement battery over the next few days to see if there's any drain on it or whether it's a simple case of the other one just dying.

Really did appreciate everybody's help with this. Always very reassuring, when you have a car issue, that there's helpful folk around :)
 
Un-clenches fist.
Worth checking ur alternator is in good shape.....
I'm not going to answer any ur questions on that tho lol. It's all on utube....
 
looooool

feel for you op! I'm a bit like you sometimes too so totally get where you're coming from (sort of) haha.
 
hah glad you solved this - my car is currently suffering the same fate (albeit my battery is more dead than your dead one was dead).

Mine is dead enough that i can't pop the boot to access the battery - thus require some significant faff to even check the stats on the current old battery. Least it's not a bigger issue eh!

Did you go for an AGM battery?
 
jimmybell said:
hah glad you solved this - my car is currently suffering the same fate (albeit my battery is more dead than your dead one was dead).

Mine is dead enough that i can't pop the boot to access the battery - thus require some significant faff to even check the stats on the current old battery. Least it's not a bigger issue eh!

Did you go for an AGM battery?

Can't you use the key to open the boot? That's what I did as there wasn't enough juice to do anything with mine.

Battery: Umm, actually the previous owner still had his old one so I drove up and got that from him. Didn't want to get a new battery until I knew it was that. Going to keep an eye on the drain of this one. Fortunately I have another car so if the Z is out of action it's not that bad.
 
greencode said:
jimmybell said:
hah glad you solved this - my car is currently suffering the same fate (albeit my battery is more dead than your dead one was dead).

Mine is dead enough that i can't pop the boot to access the battery - thus require some significant faff to even check the stats on the current old battery. Least it's not a bigger issue eh!

Did you go for an AGM battery?

Can't you use the key to open the boot? That's what I did as there wasn't enough juice to do anything with mine.

Battery: Umm, actually the previous owner still had his old one so I drove up and got that from him. Didn't want to get a new battery until I knew it was that. Going to keep an eye on the drain of this one. Fortunately I have another car so if the Z is out of action it's not that bad.

So you haven't put a new battery in, you've put an old battery in?
OMG I give up. I'm literally going to kill you. I'll be over in 15 with a machete and a blowtorch.....
 
Good to hear the original 12 yr old battery didn't let you down...some sort of record in battery life...reckon you owe the previous owner a bottle of wine ha ha....don't forget my charger!!!!!!
 
daviddi said:
Good to hear the original 12 yr old battery didn't let you down...some sort of record in battery life...reckon you owe the previous owner a bottle of wine ha ha....don't forget my charger!!!!!!

:D You've found me!!!
 
Chris_D said:
OMG I give up. I'm literally going to kill you. I'll be over in 15 with a machete and a blowtorch.....

Hey. Be nice. I'll get a new battery if it needs it. Always like to make sure before having to purchase anything.
 
greencode - 2 things you shouldn't skimp on in a Z4:
1. Oil! (ok, so this is pretty much a given for any performance car, or any car you actually care about...)
2. Electrics, ie, battery. There are so many threads on here and elsewhere with people trying to diagnose warning lights on the dash, strange behaviour with car accessories etc, that turn out to be down to the battery. I don't like throwing money away either, but you can't really go wrong with replacing a battery, as it may save you a lot of hassle further down the track. They're not super expensive (well not for you guys in the UK... :( ).
I notice that no one answered your question about the breather tube on the battery - YES they are kinda necessary. They're their to vent any gases from the battery to the outside world. You don't want any gases not created by your own body circulating around the cabin :wink: .
Oh, and full disclosure - I still have the OEM battery from 2008 in my car - so do as I say, not as I do. But to be fair, I pretty much leave mine on a CTEK charger when it's not in use. Replacement is on the 'to do' list, but it's still holding a charge well.
 
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